There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other… except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open it or ask her about it.
For all these years he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would never recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it he found 2 beautifully crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling over $25,000. He asked her about the unusual contents.
“When we were married,” she said, ” my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily.”
The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with joy and happiness.
“Sweetheart,” he said… “that explains the doilies, but what about all this money? Where did it all come from?”
Oh,” she said, ” that’s the money I made from selling the doilies.”
“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.” Planet of the Apes, 1968
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” Casablanca, 1942
“Here’s Johnny!” The Shining, 1980 Fun fact: This line was completely improvised. Jack Nicholson was only prompted to break down the door, but he decided to improvise this line and it made the final cut of the movie.
The My Home Is My Castle Editor: What do you own, LL ?
I’m A Free Cat: I don’t own anything. About 20 years ago you could buy phonograph records, tapes, and discs of music and songs. You owned them forever and could play them when you wanted. Not anymore.
You could buy a car and own it after about three years, depending on accessories. Now companies don’t want to give you access to the software to repair your own car.
Home ownership is about to be a thing of the past unless you get motivated. Every person in America who thinks for themselves knew that 10 million illegals would need homes or apartments.
Explanation: Seen to the left of Saturn’s banded planetary disk, small icy moons Dione and Rhea are caught passing in front of the gas giant’s extensive ring system in this sharp telescopic snapshot. The remarkable image was recorded on November 20, when Saturn’s rings were nearly edge-on when viewed from planet Earth. In fact, every 13 to 16 years the view from planet Earth aligns with Saturn’s ring plane to produce a series of ring plane crossings. During a ring plane crossing, the interplanetary edge-on perspective makes the thin but otherwise bright rings seem to disappear. By November 23rd Saturn’s rings will have reached a minimum angle for now, at their narrowest for viewing from planet Earth, but then start to widen again. Of course, Dione and Rhea orbit Saturn near the ring plane once every 2.7 and 4.5 days respectively, while the next series of Saturn ring plane crossings as seen from Earth will begin again in 2038.
Tomorrow’s picture: everything, everywhere, all at once