Italian Grandpa

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated  revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. ” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to-a you watch and say,

‘Times up?”
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MEMES

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Go ahead, make my day.” Sudden Impact, 1983

“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” Sunset Blvd., 1950

“May the Force be with you.” Star Wars, 1977

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” All About Eve, 1950

“You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said “Travis speaks to himself in the mirror” so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You’re only as good as your
last cup of coffee.
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Bible Verse