Italian Grandpa

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated  revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. ” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to-a you watch and say,

‘Times up?”
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MEMES

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Go ahead, make my day.” Sudden Impact, 1983

“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” Sunset Blvd., 1950

“May the Force be with you.” Star Wars, 1977

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” All About Eve, 1950

“You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said “Travis speaks to himself in the mirror” so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You’re only as good as your
last cup of coffee.
Unknown

THE SPHINX—ESCAPE FROM NYC

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NATIONAL  NEWS

I don’t write anything about Trump and Epstein.   Biden and the Democrats had the files for 3 years.   If there was anything they would have released it.  Bill Clinton flew on Epstein’s plane 26 times–several without the Secret Service.

Trump signs funding bill.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/12/us-news/house-votes-to-end-unprecedented-government-shutdown-after-42-days/

It is payday.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/11/11/former-virginia-lawmaker-ibraheem-samirah-convicted-of-covid-relief-fraud-n2666270

Michelle is sad that Al Sharpton lost his White House bedroom.   She is a miserable, bitter, joyless woman.   She should host ‘The View’.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/11/11/trump-isnt-having-it-fires-back-at-divisive-former-first-lady-michelle-o-over-vapid-ballroom-criticism-n2196087

Republicans need to take over the school boards.    That is where the liberal-progressive-homosexual policies originate—with 5 year old children.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/11/12/dsa-candidate-oregon-school-board-n2666311

OTHER  NEWS

Artificial Intelligence ( AI )  has a number 1 country song.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/11/12/humans-can-no-longer-tell-ai-music-from-the-real-thing-survey/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/11/12/nolte-americas-number-one-country-song-walk-my-walk-is-ai-generated/

Good for the appellate judge.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/12/world-news/millionaire-salman-iftikhars-sentence-tripled-after-gang-rape-threat-against-flight-attendant/

Kai Trump and golf.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/13/sports/how-to-watch-kai-trumps-lpga-debut-in-the-annika-for-free/

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The U-Haul Editor:    Are people leaving New York City, LL ?

The American Van Lines Cat:    The ones with pride, integrity, and morals are leaving regardless of the mayor’s race.  They are leaving like Tulsi Gabbard left the Democrat Party.

New York City can go back to the time when they were named New Amsterdam.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/11/02/exclusive-rep-lawler-warns-mamdanis-marxist-agenda-will-shatter-nycs-global-financial-standing-spark-mass-exodus/

Welcome to Texas.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/business/heres-where-big-wall-street-firms-are-moving-as-nyc-looks-poised-to-elect-a-socialist-mayor/

https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/us-news/nearly-a-million-new-yorkers-ready-to-flee-nyc-if-mamdani-becomes-mayor-poll/

NYC will become a maximum security prison.

A chance to play an Isaac Hayes song.

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It is Democrats.

https://theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-returns/

https://nypost.com/

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It is like choosing a gender, pick one.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-negotiates-historic-peace-deal-between-contemporary-service-traditional-service

Here are two Biden contemporary examples.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/17815.jpg

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Florida Northern Lights
Image Credit & Copyright: Samil Cabrera

Explanation: Northern lights have come to Florida skies. In fact, the brilliant streak of a Northern Taurid meteor flashes through the starry night sky above the beach in this sea and skyscape, captured from Shired Island, Florida on November 11. Meteors from the annual Northern Taurid meteor shower are expected this time of year. But the digital camera exposure also records the shimmering glow of aurora, a phenomenon more often seen from our fair planet’s higher geographical latitudes. Also known as aurora borealis, these northern lights are part of recent, wide spread auroral activity caused by strong geomagnetic storms. In the last few days, stormy spaceweather has been triggered by multiple Earth impacting coronal mass ejections and intense solar activity.

Tomorrow’s picture: light-weekend

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