Grandma’s Apron

Author: Unknown

THE PRINCIPAL USE OF GRANDMA’S APRON WAS TO PROTECT THE DRESS UNDERNEATH, BUT ALONG WITH THAT, IT SERVED AS A POTHOLDER FOR REMOVING HOT PANS FROM THE OVEN.

IT WAS WONDERFUL FOR DRYING CHILDREN’S TEARS, AND ON OCCASION WAS EVEN USED FOR CLEANING OUT DIRTY EARS.

FROM THE CHICKEN COOP, THE APRON WAS USED FOR CARRYING EGGS, FUSSY CHICKS, AND SOMETIMES HALF-HATCHED EGGS TO BE FINISHED IN THE WARMING OVEN.

WHEN COMPANY CAME, THOSE APRONS WERE IDEAL HIDING PLACES FOR SHY KIDS.

AND WHEN THE WEATHER WAS COLD, GRANDMA WRAPPED IT AROUND HER ARMS.

THOSE BIG OLD APRONS WIPED MANY A PERSPIRING BROW, BENT OVER THE HOT WOOD-STOVE.

CHIPS AND KINDLING WOOD WERE BROUGHT INTO THE KITCHEN IN THAT APRON.

FROM THE GARDEN, IT CARRIED ALL SORTS OF VEGETABLES. AFTER THE PEAS HAD BEEN SHELLED, IT CARRIED OUT THE HULLS.

IN THE FALL, THE APRON WAS USED TO BRING IN APPLES THAT HAD FALLEN FROM THE TREES.

WHEN UNEXPECTED COMPANY DROVE UP THE ROAD, IT WAS SURPRISING HOW MUCH FURNITURE THAT OLD APRON COULD DUST IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

WHEN DINNER WAS READY, GRANDMA WALKED OUT ONTO THE PORCH,  WAVED HER APRON, AND THE MEN KNEW IT WAS TIME TO COME IN FROM THE FIELDS TO DINNER.

IT WILL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE SOMEONE INVENTS SOMETHING THAT WILL REPLACE THAT ‘OLD-TIME APRON’ THAT SERVED SO MANY WORTH- WHILE PURPOSES.

REMEMBER:

GRANDMA USED TO SET HER HOT BAKED APPLE PIES ON THE WINDOW SILL TO COOL.

HER GRANDDAUGHTERS SET THEIRS ON THE WINDOW SILL TO THAW.

THEY WOULD GO CRAZY NOW TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MANY GERMS WERE ON THAT APRON.

I DON’T THINK I EVER CAUGHT ANYTHING FROM AN APRON—EXCEPT LOVE.

An Amazing Picture

This is one of the most amazing pictures I have ever seen. The men on the right are about to parachute into Normandy on D-Day, 1944. The men on the left are the very same group 70 years later.
Even more amazing, they are on the same plane which carried them into battle.
God Bless Our Heroes.

 

A Cool Picture

I like pictures which reflect “Before And After” the passage of time. Oh yeah, TIME moves on.
-Sheila Tolley-

In 1964 a group of high school kids skipped class to see the Beatles. While driving, Ringo pulled beside them and snapped their picture. When they told their friends no one believed them. 50 years later Ringo publishes a book of photographs. They were in it. They reposed the shot as they look today.

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?” She Done Him Wrong, 1933

“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!” Midnight Cowboy, 1969 Dustin Hoffman

Fun fact: This scene was improvised. Midnight Cowboy filmed in New York City so the taxi in the shot is an actual New York taxi. Remaining in character Hoffman yells at the driver and the scene made the cut in the film.

“Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’” Casablanca, 1942

“You can’t handle the truth!” A Few Good Men, 1992

“I want to be alone.” Grand Hotel, 1932

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

What I do for a living?
I breathe in and out.
Unknown

Random Facts…Part 11

THE SPHINX—RENEWABLE ENERGY

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NATIONAL NEWS

Hallelujah.   Remove him and then try him for civil rights violations.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/11/04/impeachment-articles-filed-against-judge-boasberg-for-arctic-frost-n2665943

Will Mamdami welcome the LGBTQ voters into his Muslim administration?

https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/2025/11/04/the-morning-briefing-brutal-night-for-republicansor-was-it-n4945603

SNAP NEWS

https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/11/04/trump-says-no-snap-until-after-shutdown-n2421243

KEEP THE FILIBUSTER.

The dems set a record.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/11/04/congratulations-democrats-your-schumer-shutdown-has-made-the-record-books-n2195835

The Democrats are now the party of the rich.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/31/exclusive-realignment-in-depth-analysis-reveals-how-democrats-have-become-the-party-of-the-rich-elites/

Trump is doing his part.

https://redstate.com/joesquire/2025/11/01/trump-is-doing-what-biden-never-didinvesting-in-virginia-and-new-jersey-n2195737

Hegseth replaces two ( 2 ) more woke generals.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/11/02/hegseth-replaces-two-more-senior-pentagon-generals-as-he-continues-to-reshape-the-military-hierarchy-n2195775

INTERNATIONAL NEWS

NYC deserves their future.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/11/05/politically-toxic-democrats-already-in-panic-mode-as-mamdani-set-to-become-face-of-their-party-n2195872

Terrorists won’t change.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/11/01/now-on-camera-suspected-hamas-loot-gaza-aid-truck-n2195743

Maybe Michiganders are waking up.   

https://hotair.com/headlines/2025/11/02/yes-michigan-pulls-plug-on-chinese-backed-ev-battery-plant-pushed-by-whitmer-n3808471

MISCELLANEOUS NEWS

The first College Football Playoff ( CFP ) rankings.     

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46833341/college-football-playoff-2025-bubble-watch-week-10

Harvard has an accident.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/01/us-news/explosion-rocks-harvard-medical-school-two-spotted-fleeing-at-time-of-detonation/

The Electric Retarded Movement will burn your house down if it takes every dangerous battery in the world.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/11/01/solar-panel-battery-installations-in-britain-are-fire-traps-n2195748

Our Second Amendment Award goes to a Mississippi Mother today.   Don’t monkey around with her.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/us-news/mississippi-mom-shoots-dead-monkey-that-escaped-from-overturned-truck-to-protect-her-children/

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The Blow Me Down Editor:    What are your renewables, LL ?

The Lizard Cat:   Wind and sunlight technology aren’t developed enough for mass usage.   They need taxpayer subsidies or large consumer expenses to replace cheaper fuels.

https://pjmedia.com/eric-florack/2025/10/25/wind-power-not-the-utopia-we-were-sold-on-part-two-n4945250

Nuclear is clean, but dangerous.   Nuclear waste will be dangerous for a thousand years.   It is stored on site at the nuclear power stations.

https://www.thecollector.com/chernobyl-today/

As usual nature shows the way for a small number of ‘Cold Blooded’ animals.   This works in a limited way.   The only humans evolving into similar creatures are the ‘Cold Blooded’ Democrats.  It has been exposed with their support of killers, and starving poor Americans with the government shutdown.

https://streetscience.com.au/cold-blooded-creatures/

Here is Trump trying to convert a few.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/01k88n5j8d9w19rc16a0yxpqct.jpeg

Politicians, like the Clintons, will get by with their cold hearts.

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One more time.

https://genesiustimes.com/communism-only-killed-100-million-people-its-time-we-give-it-another-try/

How cold is it ?

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Turn the Capitol into a homeless shelter.

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-shutdown-pros-and-cons

https://www.breitbart.com/