Day: November 29, 2025
Looking too good….

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
God replied: “I didn’t recognize you!”
Texas And Guns…Good Ones!
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
THE SPHINX—GOOD NEWS

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Our twenty year old female Guardswoman dies. She is another victim of Joe’s Democrats.
COURT MARTIAL THIS FOOL.
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INTERNATIONAL NEWS
Nothing New.
Is Fauci helping the butchers in England ?
NATIONAL NEWS
Who believes the reports anymore ?
OTHER
Is Coke trying to deceive us ?
https://stereogum.com/2481007/coca-cola-sued-for-pirating-johnny-cashs-voice/news
https://brand-innovators.com/coca-cola-salutes-brave-college-football-fans-in-fall-campaign/
Chicago celebrates White Visitors.
Give a citizenship award to this homeowner.
Good luck.
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The Happy Editor: What is some good news, LL ?
Where Am I Cat: This is good news for people as they get older.
This certainly is good news.
The bear would have to go another 1/4 of a mile to get some food.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1478952569637224/posts/1846943229504821/
The Saudis will invest One Trillion in America, mostly at Bed Bath and Beyond.
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It is better than Cracker Barrel.
https://theonion.com/exclusive-soup-kitchen-offers-free-meals-by-invite-only/
https://www.alriyadhdaily.com/
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Call your grandchild.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-needs-you-to-come-over-and-fix-whatever-she-did-to-tv
Bible Verse
If anyone lives in Almighty God’s safe place, the Most High God protects that person.















