WISDOM FROM KIDS

 No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

 When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

 If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the    second person.

 Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

 You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

 Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

 Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

 Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

 Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

 School lunches stick to the wall.

 You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

 Cats can swim very fast.

 Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

 The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma’s lap.

I am so glad these funny tee shirts were not available when I was Young & Stupid. I would have had to  burn all the pictures from my youth. LOL!
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Springer for sale….Bastard keeps digging up the garden.

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” Dirty Harry, 1971

“You had me at ‘hello.’” Jerry Maguire, 1996

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” Animal Crackers, 1930

“There’s no crying in baseball!” A League of Their Own, 1992

“La-dee-da, la-dee-da.” Annie Hall, 1977

 

Rome wasn’t built in a day.
John Heywood

But you must be strong. Continue to be brave. God will make your work successful.