WISDOM FROM KIDS

 No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

 When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

 If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the    second person.

 Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

 You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

 Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

 Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

 Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

 Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

 School lunches stick to the wall.

 You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

 Cats can swim very fast.

 Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

 The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma’s lap.

I am so glad these funny tee shirts were not available when I was Young & Stupid. I would have had to  burn all the pictures from my youth. LOL!
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Springer for sale….Bastard keeps digging up the garden.

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” Dirty Harry, 1971

“You had me at ‘hello.’” Jerry Maguire, 1996

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” Animal Crackers, 1930

“There’s no crying in baseball!” A League of Their Own, 1992

“La-dee-da, la-dee-da.” Annie Hall, 1977

 

Rome wasn’t built in a day.
John Heywood

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NEW NEWS

So long Nancy.   Your scummy actions will be what is remembered.   Who remembers the guy you replaced, Harry Reid ????    Vaya con Dios—Go with God.   You still have no Soul.   The Church won’t give you Communion because you support the killing of babies.

https://archatl.com/offices/divine-worship/guides-to-catholic-ceremonies/receiving-holy-communion-in-the-catholic-church/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/11/06/nancy-pelosi-retiring-n2666055

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NATIONAL

Mamdinky is their choice, enjoy.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/opinion/graceless-sore-winner-zohran-mamdani-immediately-drops-his-mask-and-declares-war-on-nyc/

An engine fell off of the UPS cargo plane that crashed.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/11/05/unfortunately-news-from-the-ups-cargo-plane-crash-keeps-getting-worse-as-its-revealed-engine-fell-off-n2195909

The FAA is cutting some airport flights.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/11/05/faa-to-cut-flights-10-because-of-federal-shutdown-n2666030

Let the economy crash.   Keep the filibuster.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/11/05/schumer-shutdown-is-now-the-longest-in-us-history-n2665982

A new ad.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/11/05/nrcc-mamdani-n2665994

This sounds like the dems giving Kamala the nomination without a single vote.  Will Nancy do the same with her daughter ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/11/04/no-competition-needed-dem-rep-chuy-garcia-move-would-deliver-nomination-to-his-own-chief-of-staff/

She can take her corrupt legacy, and insider-trading with her.   She is the radical-left.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2025/11/03/nancy-pelosis-finally-leaving-congress-n2195791

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/11/03/report-nancy-pelosis-possible-retirement-causes-stir-among-democrats-i-think-shes-out/

The Democrat States don’t report everything from crime to benefit statistics.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2025/11/03/im-sorry-but-how-many-illegals-get-food-stamps-n4945533

You can keep track of their targets by following the most vocal colleges and Democrat run states.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/11/03/canary-mission-muslim-funding-behind-mamdani-n2665858

INTERNATIONAL

Portugal finds mucho drugs.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025/11/04/well-well-well-look-what-they-found-in-portugal-n4945580

Where is the United Nations ?

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/11/03/pete-hegseth-ups-the-ante-after-trump-demands-christian-genocide-in-nigeria-stop-n2195785#google_vignette

Tomahawks might be going to Ukraine.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/02/world-news/pentagon-gives-greenlight-for-us-to-provide-tomahawk-missiles-to-ukraine-report/

Companies are waking up to reality.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2025/11/03/893-companies-have-withdrawn-from-the-global-climate-initiative-n3808475

This doesn’t qualify as a Second Amendment Award, but a Hero Award is deserved.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/us-news/florida-cop-takes-out-knife-wielding-armored-thug-with-headshot-and-saves-boy-he-was-holding-hostage/

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The Master Of Ceremonies Editor:    Do you feel up to a few questions, LL ?

The Dear Tabby Cat:    If they are soft balls like Democrats get on television and blogs.

TMOCE:    Is CBS really going to start reporting facts instead of Democrat Party lies ?

Let’s see if they honor their promises.

The FCC approved the purchase of CBS by Skydance if they report facts, not Democrat propaganda.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/10/07/is-bari-weiss-bringing-respectability-back-to-the-legacy-media-n2194837

https://www.wuft.org/2025-07-24/trump-administration-approves-sale-of-cbs-parent-company-paramount-after-concessions

TMOCE:   What does the Democrat Party really want for America, TDTC ?

TDTC:   They want to be the new American Drug Lords like the drug pushers in Mexico.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/01/world-news/20-bodies-found-in-mexico-including-4-hanging-from-bridge-near-bag-of-heads/

With all the violence they encourage I don’t see any other goal.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/27/us-news/man-29-arrested-for-alleged-pam-bondi-murder-for-hire-plot/

Don’t forget the three attempts to assassinate Trump.

Their big mansion would be full of squatters and criminals.   Survival tops everything.

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They evolved into Democrats.

https://theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-he-put-more-gorillas-down-there/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Newsom has no objection to pedophiles being Uber drivers.

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-continues-to-endanger-public-by-issuing-drivers-licenses-to-women

https://www.breitbart.com/

But you must be strong. Continue to be brave. God will make your work successful.