Day: November 20, 2025
Strategic Meal
So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass the salt!
A little argument…
A husband and wife on a holiday were driving through New Mexico.
As they approached Albuquerque, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name of the city. The husband thought it was pronounced like Albu-que-que, while the wife thought it was pronounced like Albu-kway-kway. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.
At the counter, the husband said to the restaurant worker, “Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Can you please pronounce the name of the place we’re in?”
She leaned over the counter and said “Burger King.”
A milkman is dying in the hospital
He’s surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife, and a nurse. He turns to his family and says:
“Peter, my eldest, I leave you the villas in Beverly Hills. Samantha, my beautiful daughter, to you I give the apartments in Los Angeles Plaza. Charlie, my youngest son, I see a long and bright future in you, so I leave the city center offices to you. And my dear wife, the three residential towers in downtown are all yours.”
The nurse hears all of this and is impressed at the man’s sizeable fortune. She turns to the wife and says, “Ma’am, your husband must be very rich to be bequeathing so many properties. You all are so lucky.”
The wife retorts, “Rich? Lucky? Are you kidding me? He’s a milkman. He’s giving us his routes.”
Favorite Movie Quotes
“Hasta la vista, baby.” Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991
“Soylent Green is people!” Soylent Green, 1973
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968
“I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” Airplane, 1980
“Yo, Adrian!” Rocky, 1976
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
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