Day: November 20, 2025
Strategic Meal
So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass the salt!
A little argument…
A husband and wife on a holiday were driving through New Mexico.
As they approached Albuquerque, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name of the city. The husband thought it was pronounced like Albu-que-que, while the wife thought it was pronounced like Albu-kway-kway. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.
At the counter, the husband said to the restaurant worker, “Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Can you please pronounce the name of the place we’re in?”
She leaned over the counter and said “Burger King.”
A milkman is dying in the hospital
He’s surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife, and a nurse. He turns to his family and says:
“Peter, my eldest, I leave you the villas in Beverly Hills. Samantha, my beautiful daughter, to you I give the apartments in Los Angeles Plaza. Charlie, my youngest son, I see a long and bright future in you, so I leave the city center offices to you. And my dear wife, the three residential towers in downtown are all yours.”
The nurse hears all of this and is impressed at the man’s sizeable fortune. She turns to the wife and says, “Ma’am, your husband must be very rich to be bequeathing so many properties. You all are so lucky.”
The wife retorts, “Rich? Lucky? Are you kidding me? He’s a milkman. He’s giving us his routes.”
Favorite Movie Quotes
“Hasta la vista, baby.” Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991
“Soylent Green is people!” Soylent Green, 1973
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968
“I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” Airplane, 1980
“Yo, Adrian!” Rocky, 1976
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
THE SPHINX—NEVER MIND
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NATIONAL NEWS
Let’s see Bill Clinton’s visits in the files.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/18/opinion/dems-epstein-obsession-is-a-scandalmongering-charade/
The indicted Judge Dugan’s criminal illegal has been deported. Her trial for obstruction of justice is scheduled for December.
The CBP in Charlotte, N.C. They are taking care of more of the mess that Joe, Nancy, and Schumer left behind. Those three remind me of meth/fentanyl dealers who make a mess and move on to the next house leaving their mess.
This is true.
https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/11/15/michelle-obama-is-an-insufferable-racist-n4946026
Women in New York are fools for voting for Bragg or Big Tish.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/11/18/nyc-groping-cabbie-n2666602
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS
They can change that, but I know in my cat heart they are still ‘groomers’.
Trump blasts Indiana “Rinos’.
The entire government needs to be audited.
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The What Happened Editor: Is this about Hillgal’s lost two elections, LL ?
The Apology Cat: No, it’s about Congress and the President going off half-cocked on missions based on lies and wishful thinking. The Vietnam War was based on a lie, The Iraq war was based on lies, electric vehicles are based on lies, it goes on and on. Never once have I heard one never mind or I’m sorry.
https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/half-cocked.html
Permitting America’s manufacturing industries to move to other countries was a BIG mistake. Business saved a few bucks, and the middle class began to disappear.
https://theonion.com/remains-of-ancient-race-of-job-creators-found-in-rust-b-1819573072/
AI is already a disaster. It makes up things, even nonexistent court cases that current law is supposed to be based on.
The Democrats kept the shut-down going for over 40 days, but they got paid. America is in serious trouble.
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In NYC Hamas terrorists masks and photos will work just as well.
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It is pretty simple. It is the same plan as the Democrat Congressional Caucus.
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Alnitak, Alnilam, Mintaka
Image Credit & Copyright: Aygen Erkaslan
Explanation: Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka are the bright bluish stars from east to west (upper right to lower left) along the diagonal in this cosmic vista. Otherwise known as the Belt of Orion, these three blue supergiant stars are hotter and much more massive than the Sun. They lie from 700 to 2,000 light-years away, born of Orion’s well-studied interstellar clouds. In fact, clouds of gas and dust adrift in this region have some surprisingly familiar shapes, including the dark Horsehead Nebula and Flame Nebula near Alnitak at the upper right. The famous Orion Nebula itself is off the right edge of this colorful starfield. The telescopic frame spans almost 4 degrees on the sky.
Tomorrow’s picture: interstellar
Bible Verse
