Day: June 25, 2026
Patriot Post Memes
Thoughts….
Obedient Response to A Father’s Request
A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to college. “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.” And so it happened.
His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and a lawyer, each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
The doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased father.
The financial planner placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50 bills.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash. The lawyer is now in Congress, probably from your district.
I’m Just Reading…..
One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”).
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!
Fun Facts: Funny Part 5
In Shanghai, you can have your credit score lowered for not sending greetings or visiting your elderly parents.
There is a hangover clinic in Sydney, Australia. For a whopping $200, you can get one-hour treatments, which includes a half gallon of hydration drip, oxygen therapy, and vitamins to help you recover from a night of too much alcohol.
In 2015 in Colorado, a mysterious teenager was regularly breaking into homes, stealing snacks, specifically Hot Pockets, and watching people’s Netflix. He literally steals no cash or valuables, only snacks and Netflix.
The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.
A Chinese man bought and raised two puppies, cared for them despite their frequent killing and eating of chickens, and discovered later that they were bears.
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt:
Long enough to cover the subject and
short enough to create interest.
Winston Churchill
THE SPHINX—EVADE THE LAW
Maybe the Commie Democrats will take over Congress.
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ICE at work-off duty.
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Do it.
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Democrats in office think they have the power to make you change your religious beliefs to accommodate WOKENESS. Worship Satan like them.
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Democrats at work in a a city they control.
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Here is a good one. Mousse Man is in tax trouble ( a tight spot ) with the DOJ, it began under Biden.
Loud mouth Ilhan Omar has been quiet lately.
Go figure.
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Another ground truck hits plane.
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Indict them.
An honest journalist.
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Mamdani’s free ride plan has already failed.
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The Inquiring Editor: What’s new, LL ?
The SOS Cat: All I seem to report are illegals and frauds.
Who can understand this one ?
Is there any group that the Federal Government doesn’t give money to ??????
Billions in question in California child sex abuse cases by various state agency employees.
It is hard to keep the faith.
It is almost here.
https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-urges-travis-kelce-to-whittle-down-trampolines-on-registry-to-one/
https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cgv64vq5z82t
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Viva Vista.
https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-gates-brought-before-congress-to-answer-for-epstein-windows-vista
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Anticrepuscular Rays over Sicily
Image Credit & Copyright: Marcella Giulia Pace
Text: Cecilia Chirenti (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II)
Explanation: The Sun has just set… in the opposite side of the sky. Pictured here are anticrepuscular rays apparently converging in the east in this image of the limestone plateau in the heart of the Hyblaean Mountains of southeastern Sicily, in Italy. How were these anticrepuscular rays formed, if the Sun wasn’t there? After the Sun set (in the west, as usual) its light still illuminated a cloud higher up in the sky. Partially blocked by the cloud, the sunlight produced patterns of light and shadow, crossing the sky in parallel lines. Perspective makes it look like they converge in the east, in the same way that train tracks appear to meet in the distance. This effect can also happen at sunrise, only the directions are exchanged. In rare cases, both crepuscular and anticrepuscular rays can be seen at the same time.
Tomorrow’s picture: What’s next?
