There I was in 1969, a carefree senior in high school….and these INCREDIBLE WOMEN were on this INCREDIBLE MISSION.
-Sheila Tolley-

An Oldie but Goodie

June 13, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes”, said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot, “What’s your name?”

“Moses,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Moses?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”

Before the burglar can react, a massive, snarling Rottweiler lunges from the bed in the corner, and the parrot screams,
“Sic ’em, Jesus!”

Fun Facts: Amazing Facts Part 3

June 13, 2026June 9, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Robert Behnke, a Wisconsin dairy farmer, owns the queen cow of milk production. His cow, Gigi, has produced more milk in one year than any other cow, at 8,700 gallons. That’s three times the national average for a dairy cow to produce in a year.

According to Guinness World Records, the first human cannonball was a woman named Rosa Zazel Richter in 1877. She was shot at a distance of about 20 feet at Westminster Aquarium in London.

Ruth Lawrence is a child prodigy who passed the Oxford University Entrance Exam when she was only 10, she was first out of 530 candidates. She graduated after only 2 years in the bachelor’s degree program and she earned a doctorate degree by the time she was 17 years old.

In the Miombo Woodland area of Central Africa, scientists discovered an abandoned termite mound that is more than 2,200 years old.

A service dog named Opal not only leads her blind owner around, she’s also became a guide dog to the family’s previous guide dog, Edward. The previous dog had taken care of the owner for six years until he had his eyes removed after developing cataracts.

Elephant Island, located off the coast of Antarctica, has elephant moss growing on it that is over 5500 years old.

New research published in the Journal of Meteoritics and Planetary Science confirmed that the blade on the dagger found in Tutankhamun’s tomb is made with materials from a meteorite. Scientists performed X-ray fluorescence spectrometry on it, which is a method used to learn more about elements of an object and their composition. It was found to contain iron, nickel, and cobalt; all materials found in chunks of space rocks.

Forty-two-year-old Russian fisherman Igor Vorozhbitsyn was brutally attacked by a bear, but he was suddenly saved when his ringtone, that his granddaughter installed on his phone, Justin Bieber’s “Baby,” went off—sending the bear running back into the woods.

The tallest outdoor elevator in the world is the Bailong Elevator, also known as the Hundred Dragons Elevator. It carries tourists 1,083 feet up the side of a massive sandstone column in a mountain range in China’s Hunan Province. It’s so large that it can carry 50 people at a time.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

June 13, 2026June 6, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday
shopping season for women.
For men, it’s Christmas Eve.
David Letterman

THE SPHINX—MYSTERIES

June 13, 2026June 12, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

The Associated Press ( AP ) argues against itself.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2026/06/10/the-associated-press-argues-against-itself-in-court-claims-it-should-not-be-held-to-its-own-ap-stylebook-n2203222

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A child abuse settlement.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/06/11/doj-forces-another-major-hospital-to-halt-youth-gender-treatments-n2203266

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Iran.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/06/10/president-trump-reveals-that-the-us-has-simply-been-taking-iranian-oil-amid-us-blockade-n2677547

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Send a World Cup referee that Walz had on his Somali payroll.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/10/trump-admin-rejects-somali-referee-tied-to-suspected-terror-groups-n2203208#google_vignette

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This is almost funny. A repeat.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49003512/coaches-ads-disgusted-stunned-brendan-sorsby-ruling

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Homan likes Hochul.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/08/homan-warns-hochul-thanks-to-your-new-law-youre-going-to-get-more-ice-than-youve-ever-seen-n2203151

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If you have something, someone wants it.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/06/07/sheriff-intruder-armed-with-shotgun-killed-in-shootout-with-california-homeowner/

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The SPLC should move to Minnesota. It’s like a fireman setting fires so he can put them out.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/08/opinion/splcs-long-running-scam-is-getting-even-shadier/

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Maybe she has an extra 15 million.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/08/what-this-dem-rep-said-about-trump-over-the-weekend-is-what-cost-abc-news-15-million-n2677408

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They must have stolen all the car mufflers.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/09/why-solar-farms-are-now-prime-targets-for-organized-crime-n2203173

It’s always something.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/11/paging-james-comey-who-defaced-the-national-mall-with-giant-86-47-numbers-n2203268

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The Unknown Editor: What are some mysteries, LL ?

The Surprise Cat: We reported on this a few years ago.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/31/what-lies-beneath-massive-secret-vault-under-lincoln-memorial-to-be-opened-to-the-public-for-america250-n2202908

NASA says they solved the mysterious BOOM.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/05/31/boom-nasa-explains-explosion-with-power-of-300-tons-of-tnt-that-rocked-residents-from-ma-to-nh-n2202906

Some mysterious old film has been found.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/31/entertainment/long-lost-footage-from-dracula-film-found-decades-after-it-made-audiences-faint-now-us-viewers-can-see-it-for-the-first-time/

One that isn’t solved yet, who released the over 600 pounds of gold bars ?

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=moonraker+intro+credits+video#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:1c7fdead,vid:8qujkMxj1-4,st:0

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Oh, look !!!

https://genesiustimes.com/nfl-suspends-jaxson-dart-for-introducing-trump-instead-of-beating-his-wife-like-a-good-nfl-player/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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GF day in Walz Land.

https://genesiustimes.com/george-floyd-celebrates-five-years-of-sobriety/

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

June 13, 2026June 13, 2026 kenmitchell92Leave a comment

Interplanetary Earth
Image Credit: Cassini Imaging Team, SSI, JPL, ESA, NASA & NASA / JHU Applied Physics Lab / Carnegie Inst. Washington

Explanation: In an interplanetary first, on July 19, 2013 Earth was photographed on the same day from two other worlds of the Solar System, innermost planet Mercury and ringed gas giant Saturn. Pictured on the left, Earth is the pale blue dot just below the rings of Saturn, as captured by the robotic Cassini spacecraft then orbiting the outermost gas giant. On that same day people across planet Earth snapped many of their own pictures of Saturn. On the right, the Earth-Moon system is seen against the dark background of space as captured by the sunward MESSENGER spacecraft, then in Mercury orbit. MESSENGER took its image as part of a search for small natural satellites of Mercury, moons that would be expected to be quite dim. In the MESSENGER image, the brighter Earth and Moon are both overexposed and shine brightly with reflected sunlight. Destined not to return to their home world, both Cassini and MESSENGER have since retired from their missions of Solar System exploration.

Tomorrow’s picture: planets passing

BIBLE VERSE

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There I was in 1969, a carefree senior in high school….and these INCREDIBLE WOMEN were on this INCREDIBLE MISSION. -Sheila Tolley-

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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes”, said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot, “What’s your name?”

“Moses,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Moses?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”

Before the burglar can react, a massive, snarling Rottweiler lunges from the bed in the corner, and the parrot screams, “Sic ’em, Jesus!”

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Robert Behnke, a Wisconsin dairy farmer, owns the queen cow of milk production. His cow, Gigi, has produced more milk in one year than any other cow, at 8,700 gallons. That’s three times the national average for a dairy cow to produce in a year.

According to Guinness World Records, the first human cannonball was a woman named Rosa Zazel Richter in 1877. She was shot at a distance of about 20 feet at Westminster Aquarium in London.

Ruth Lawrence is a child prodigy who passed the Oxford University Entrance Exam when she was only 10, she was first out of 530 candidates. She graduated after only 2 years in the bachelor’s degree program and she earned a doctorate degree by the time she was 17 years old.

In the Miombo Woodland area of Central Africa, scientists discovered an abandoned termite mound that is more than 2,200 years old.

A service dog named Opal not only leads her blind owner around, she’s also became a guide dog to the family’s previous guide dog, Edward. The previous dog had taken care of the owner for six years until he had his eyes removed after developing cataracts.

Elephant Island, located off the coast of Antarctica, has elephant moss growing on it that is over 5500 years old.

Forty-two-year-old Russian fisherman Igor Vorozhbitsyn was brutally attacked by a bear, but he was suddenly saved when his ringtone, that his granddaughter installed on his phone, Justin Bieber’s “Baby,” went off—sending the bear running back into the woods.

The tallest outdoor elevator in the world is the Bailong Elevator, also known as the Hundred Dragons Elevator. It carries tourists 1,083 feet up the side of a massive sandstone column in a mountain range in China’s Hunan Province. It’s so large that it can carry 50 people at a time.

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Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season for women. For men, it’s Christmas Eve. David Letterman

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There I was in 1969, a carefree senior in high school….and these INCREDIBLE WOMEN were on this INCREDIBLE MISSION.
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Before the burglar can react, a massive, snarling Rottweiler lunges from the bed in the corner, and the parrot screams,
“Sic ’em, Jesus!”

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday
shopping season for women.
For men, it’s Christmas Eve.
David Letterman