If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
(He does not wonder for long…he just moves to a Tax-Funded Sanctuary Blue city/state and joins the Fraud Establishment.) -MST-

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Like Don Lemon and his pathetic Band of Fools.)
-MST-

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Along with the millions of Illegal Aliens who were welcomed into America by Biden to gain their illegal votes.
(I hear these invaders hate to be called ILLEGAL ALIENS, so I use it at every available opportunity.)
-MST-

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist will delete it because he’s “offended.”
(Or he will ignore it since his “play-like” degree from the Learing Center did not teach him to read.) -MST-

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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When life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade…
and try to find someone whose life
has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

Fun Facts: Funny Part 10

June 30, 2026June 25, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

A company in Singapore made a pair of soft drinks called “Anything” and “Whatever.” The two lines of drinks had six flavors each but both had generic packaging designs so there was no way to tell what flavor was in each can.

There is a Twitter account called “big_ben_clock” and it tweets bong bong bong bong bong every hour. It’s been doing this since 2009.

When syphilis first surfaced, most countries named it after one another. The English called it the French disease, the French called it the Spanish disease, and the Japanese called it the Chinese Pox.

Edward Jones, or Boy Jones, was known in the Victorian era for getting caught breaking into Buckingham Palace when he was fourteen years old and stealing Queen Victoria’s underwear.

From 2012 to 2015, how to kiss was the most popular “how to” search on You Tube. That was followed by how to tie a tie, how to draw, and how to get a six-pack in three minutes.

An anonymous person sent thousands of all-black faxes to the Church of Scientology to deplete all of their ink cartridges.

Let’s rock with…Mustang Sally

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THE SPHINX—OH, MY SNAFU

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SOME PRISON TIME WOULD BE NICE.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/28/reflecting-pool-vandals-busted-now-facing-charges-n2203816

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INTERNATIONAL

Do you want to die in a heatwave like the British ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/06/26/is-ac-selfish-n2678359

NASA needs some help.

https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/nasa-swift-satellite-rescue-mission/2026/06/28/id/1261113/

BIGOTS AND RACISTS—–Disney wants The View listed as a news program, so they won’t be made to invite Republicans–A FCC rule.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/24/opinion/the-view-spread-misinformation-about-murderer-karmelo-anthony/

ENTERTAINMENT

It looks like a Warner Bros. Discovery, or Paramount Skydance Corporation flop.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/06/24/far-left-variety-calls-supergirl-a-super-horrendous-comic-book-movie-worst-script-i-can-remember/

RELIGION

Denmark wants to ban the Islamic call to prayer, use your phones.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/julia-cassidy/2026/06/24/denmark-may-be-moving-to-ban-the-islamic-call-to-prayer-n2678252

IMPROVEMENTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/06/24/trump-doj-california-drop-glock-ban-or-get-sued/

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/06/24/dhs-ice-arrests-10000-gang-members-trump-inherited-from-bidens-border-crisis-n2203700

More thieves.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/25/new-video-exposes-ghost-daycare-raking-in-11m-michigan-funds-n2203728

She is an obese slob.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/25/opinion/entitlement-of-nycs-knicks-trash-can-thief-exposes-the-ingrained-flaws-of-the-dei-movement/

THE SUPREMES

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/25/tension-on-the-bench-justice-alito-is-none-too-pleased-with-sotomayors-angry-dissent-on-asylum-case-n2203717

https://nypost.com/2026/06/27/opinion/cheer-the-roundup-supreme-court-slapdown-of-racketeering-lawyers/

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The Chicago Editor: For our new loyal readers what is SNAFU, LL ?

The English Writing Cat: For our readers who don’t get around much it is an acronym for–Situation Normal All *ucked Up.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/acronym

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/14/33033051report-obama-center-contractors-owed-millions-and-safety-net-to-spare-taxpayers-not-funded/

Obama and other politicians are common thieves with their political party’s approval. Get the money from Walz’s Somalis—9 BILLION dollars in fraud.

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/27/the-somali-waltz/

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E.T. gets real.

https://theonion.com/e-t-admits-shock-at-not-even-being-called-for-cameo-in-disclosure-day/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The Peace President.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ufc-fight-ends-abruptly-as-trump-brokers-peace-deal-between-the-fighters

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

June 30, 2026June 30, 2026 kenmitchell92Leave a comment

Unusually Smooth Sections of Asteroid Itokawa
Image Credit: JAXA, ISAS

Explanation: Why are parts of this asteroid’s surface so smooth? The answer seems likely to do with the dynamics of an asteroid that is a loose pile of rubble rather than a solid rock. The unusual asteroid Itokawa was visited by the Japanese spacecraft Hayabusa in 2005 which imaged and documented its unusual structure and mysterious lack of craters. Analyses of the border regions between smooth and rugged sections indicate that jostling of the asteroid might be creating segregation between large and small rocks near the surface, like the Brazil nut effect. The robotic Hayabusa actually touched down on one of the smooth patches, dubbed the MUSES Sea, and collected soil samples. These samples were returned to Earth and are not only giving clues to the ancient history of this unusual asteroid, but also about the early years of our entire Solar System. Computer simulations show that 500-meter asteroid Itokawa may impact the Earth within the next few million years.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. (He does not wonder for long…he just moves to a Tax-Funded Sanctuary Blue city/state and joins the Fraud Establishment.) -MST-

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Like Don Lemon and his pathetic Band of Fools.) -MST-

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist will delete it because he’s “offended.” (Or he will ignore it since his “play-like” degree from the Learing Center did not teach him to read.) -MST-

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When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

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A company in Singapore made a pair of soft drinks called “Anything” and “Whatever.” The two lines of drinks had six flavors each but both had generic packaging designs so there was no way to tell what flavor was in each can.

There is a Twitter account called “big_ben_clock” and it tweets bong bong bong bong bong every hour. It’s been doing this since 2009.

When syphilis first surfaced, most countries named it after one another. The English called it the French disease, the French called it the Spanish disease, and the Japanese called it the Chinese Pox.

Edward Jones, or Boy Jones, was known in the Victorian era for getting caught breaking into Buckingham Palace when he was fourteen years old and stealing Queen Victoria’s underwear.

From 2012 to 2015, how to kiss was the most popular “how to” search on You Tube. That was followed by how to tie a tie, how to draw, and how to get a six-pack in three minutes.

An anonymous person sent thousands of all-black faxes to the Church of Scientology to deplete all of their ink cartridges.

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If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
(He does not wonder for long…he just moves to a Tax-Funded Sanctuary Blue city/state and joins the Fraud Establishment.) -MST-

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Like Don Lemon and his pathetic Band of Fools.)
-MST-

A Democrat/Socialist/Communist will delete it because he’s “offended.”
(Or he will ignore it since his “play-like” degree from the Learing Center did not teach him to read.) -MST-

When life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade…
and try to find someone whose life
has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White