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2 Peter  3:8
My friends, here is one thing that you must remember. In the Lord God’s mind, one day and 1,000 years are the same. For him, 1,000 years is like a single day.

Believe me my friends. I trust The Lord God a lot more than I trust the government. In fact, there is no comparison possible.

By my calculation, instead of 75 years old, I am 27,375,000 years old.

I am an Optimist and this means two things to me:

1.  I do not look bad, considering my age.

2.  Social Security owes me a REALLY HUGE CHECK!

Today’s Word is….FLUCTUATIONS

I will never hear or see this word again without
thinking of
this joke.
-Sheila Tolley-

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I was at my bank today; there was a short line.

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady
who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was very irritated.

She asked the teller, “Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,

“Fluctuations.”

The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too!”

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown,
ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
Anonymous

Fun Facts: Amazing Facts Part 8

In the town of Laguna, Brazil, a pod of bottlenose dolphins has been cooperatively fishing  with fishermen since 1846. The dolphins herd mullet fish toward the shore and signal the fishermen to cast their nets.

The Pronghorn Antelope has ten times the vision of humans, which has left scientists to believe that on a clear night they can see the rings of Saturn.

For eight consecutive years, a Greyhound dog named Jasmine, who survived in a shelter, was the surrogate mother to over fifty rescued animals; including puppies,foxes, four badger cubs, fifteen chicks, eight guinea pigs, fifteen rabbits, a deer, and a goose!

There is a limestone wall in Bolivia that is home to over five thousand dinosaur footprints, some of them dating back nearly sixty-eight million years.

In 2013, a cat named Cookie went missing while on holiday with her owner in Grasse, Southern France. Eighteen months later, Cookie returned dirty and emaciated, having traveled a journey of 700 miles to get home.

A stray junkyard named Lillico walked up to eight miles every night through the streets of San Carlos, Brazil to collect a food parcel. Upon returning home, she shared the food with her family: a dog, a cat, some chickens, and a mule.

In 2015, a goat was placed in a Siberian Tiger enclosure in the Far Eastern Safari Park in Russia. It was supposed to become the tiger’s food, except the tiger and goat became friends.

Bible Verse

I will help those who feel tired. I will make those who feel weak strong again.