Day: June 24, 2026
How To Get Rid Of An Old Car
How to catch a Democrat
How to steal food
How to fire an employee
All the members of the company’s Board of Directors were called into the Chairman’s office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned.
Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.
Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.
The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:
“Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?”
“Oh, no, sir, positively not…!” Ted replied.
“Are you absolutely sure…?” asked the chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her…!”
“You’d swear to that…?”
“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…” insisted Ted.
“Good, then you fire her!”
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How to upset your golf opponent
How To Annoy your neighbor
Can’t wait until we get some snow here!
Fun Facts: Funny Part 4
There is a popular tourist destination in Chongqing, China, where part of the pavement is devoted to cellphone users who are too busy looking at their screens to bother looking where they’re going. Right beside it is another section of the road that completely bans the use of cell phones.
In 2015, a man named Torkel Kristoffers was arrested for kidnapping his own two year old son when his neighbors didn’t recognize him with his new beard that he grew while taking time off of work.
A wild pig in Australia once stole 18 beers from some campers, got drunk, and then got into a fight with a cow.
The town of Tikrit in Iraq erected a 6.5 foot tall monument to the shoe that was thrown by the journalist at George W. Bush during his final visit to Iraq.
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THE SPHINX—MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT
Did Vance get a robot arm to deal with the Iranians ?
https://media.breitbart.com/media/2026/06/jd-vance-arrives-640×480.jpg
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These players are tired of 30 billionaire owners telling them what to believe.
Lock the owners up.
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They can’t live without federal tax money—the states have balanced budgets.
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Indict a few of Newscum’s buddies. Sure the elections were fair!!!!!!!!!!
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I wonder who the fraudsters voted for.
Democrats, every one.
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The same states with Democrats in office forever.
Another thief.
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The Science Editor: What’s up with science and culture, LL ?
Hold My Catnip Cat: I get science and technology mixed up. Here is a first.
California is full of mistakes.
This is a cultural article about tourists in America. Once you get away from the concrete and asphalt rat holes of the big cities, people actually live. They don’t appear every day for a photo opportunity or to fight the police.
This would be great.
https://www.newsmax.com/us/postal-mail-ballots/2026/06/10/id/1259236/
For Maine and the Karmelo supporters.
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Have a bite.
https://theonion.com/iwaspoisoned-com-introduces-new-teen-accounts/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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Maine moves into the Twentieth Century.
https://babylonbee.com/news/maine-updates-state-flag-with-swastika