Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. I haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, she looks great doesn’t she.’

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

 

I always wanted to be somebody, but now
I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Jonathan the tortoise is a giant tortoise that lives on the island of St. Helena in the South Pacific Ocean that’s believed to have been born in 1832 and is still alive to this day.

There is a company that will (for $14,000) take your ashes and compress them into a synthetic diamond to be set in jewelry for a loved one.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately fifty thousand English words. More than two billion pencils are manufactured each year in the United States. If these were laid end to end they would circle the world nine times.

There are one million ants for every human in the world.

Owen, a baby hippo from Kenya, was swept away from his mother during a tsunami. He then mistook a 130-year-old tortoise for another hippo and the two actually became best friends.

In 1978, Soviet geologists found a family of six that survived in the middle of Serbia who hadn’t seen another human since 1936.

In 1888, a pigeon keeper and a beekeeper challenged each other’s creatures to a 3.5-mile organized race in Germany. The bee won by twenty-five seconds.

On July 5, 1996, the first mammal was successfully cloned. Dolly the sheep was cloned from an adult cell at the Roslin Institute in Scotland. She was named after Dolly Parton because she was cloned from a mammary gland cell.       

IRAN

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/06/17/read-the-full-deal-with-iran-text-of-memorandum-of-understanding-revealed/

*****

LOCK HER UP.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/06/17/doj-drops-bombshell-lawsuit-alleging-hochul-team-rigged-10-billion-medicaid-contract-n2203422

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Switzerland wants to stop its population at ten ( 10 ) million.    A great idea.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/switzerland-vote-population/2026/06/14/id/1259582/

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A B-52 crashes after takeoff.   They don’t crash often.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/06/15/b-52-crashes-after-take-off-at-edwards-air-force-base-n2677793

https://nypost.com/2026/06/15/us-news/massive-plume-of-black-smoke-erupts-from-edwards-air-force-base/

Look at Newscum and his wife.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/16/opinion/gavin-newsom-claims-political-motives-as-doj-investigation-intensifies/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/15/newsom-claims-he-and-his-wife-are-being-investigated-by-doj-accuses-trump-of-coming-after-him-for-considering-presidential-run/

Does Conway not know that Trump is 80 years old and this is his last term in office.   The Democrat Party needs something to scream about.   Where is Ole Nancy ???????

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/15/watch-democrat-candidate-george-conway-vows-to-put-donald-trump-away-for-good-with-third-impeachment/

Another Minnesota scandal.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/julia-cassidy/2026/06/15/minnesota-fraud-continues-as-ghost-students-are-pocketing-financial-aid-without-going-to-school-n2677794

Be careful of who you trust.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/15/a-woman-in-brazil-thought-bridge-jumping-would-be-thrilling-her-instructors-made-a-fatal-error-n2677782

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Too funny.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/06/16/nolte-nazi-tattoo-party-laughably-tries-to-shame-us-over-michelle-obama-joke/

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Good riddance.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/06/16/report-tx-parole-supervisor-fired-for-karmelo-anthony-posts-he-will-be-protected-on-the-inside/

Ohio and illegal CDL.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/06/16/ohio-cracks-down-illegal-foreign-truck-drivers-revokes-1k-cdls/

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The Happy Days Editor:    Have you had bad days, LL ?

The Feel Good Cat:    I sure have.    Here are a few bad experiences.   The first appears to be stolen fuel.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/04/world-news/wild-video-shows-gas-tanker-truck-allegedly-hauling-stolen-fuel-erupt-in-massive-explosion/

This is a park bear attack.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/04/world-news/wild-pov-footage-shows-terrifying-moment-bear-attacks-tourist-in-car/

Boeing is still making junk.   Luckily, it wasn’t taking off or landing, and Patel wasn’t drying his hair.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/04/world-news/la-bound-787-dreamliner-collapses-at-frankfurt-airport-gate-injuring-several-crew-members/

You have to be careful.

If it works !!!

https://theonion.com/kash-patel-under-fire-for-using-fbi-jet-to-blow-dry-hair/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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It is the new policy.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-becerra-rockets-to-top-of-california-gubernatorial-polls-after-debuting-nazi-tattoo/

https://townhall.com/

If it is possible, always try to live in peace with other people.