Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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but do quit the snooze button.
Anonymous

 

Fun Facts: Funny Part 7

It’s illegal not to flush the toilet in Singapore. For failing to flush, you will be fined $150 and police officers have been known to check.

There is a town in Arizona called Nothing and it’s a ghost town. So, quite literally, nothing is there.

It is illegal to die in London’s houses of parliament.

Tim Hawking added swear words to his dad, Stephen Hawking’s, voice synthesizer as a prank. Stephen Hawking, known globally for his sharp wit and sense of humor, reportedly took his son’s childhood antics in stride.

According to an analysis done by Swift Key, Canada uses the poop emoji more than any other country. Hearts are number one in France, even beating the standard smiley, and Australia leads the world in alcohol and drug related emojis.  

 

THE SPHINX—SPACE X

IT WILL TAKE YEARS TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE DONE BY THE DEMOCRATS.   MAYBE THEY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/21/opinion/the-anthony-fauci-covid-19-origins-cover-up-runs-deep-into-our-intelligence-community/

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Thank Joe, Nancy, Democrats, and the MSM.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/06/25/trumps-blowing-up-narcos-biden-ignored-them-now-were-learning-just-how-bad-it-was-n4954380

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He is a good Maine Democrat.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/06/25/heres-more-about-graham-platners-perverted-reddit-history-n2678278

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A great decision.

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/06/25/supreme-court-rules-on-dangerous-temporary-protected-status-for-illegal-aliens-n4954253

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Wait until they want secure elections.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cameron-arcand/2026/06/24/trump-makes-major-move-to-push-for-save-america-act-n2678227

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Will they get something right ?

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/five-eyes-ai-cyber-threats/2026/06/23/id/1260580/

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Does Iran have ‘Swarm Jellyfish Drones’ ?

https://nypost.com/2026/06/23/world-news/us-fighter-pilot-shot-down-by-iran-describes-alarming-jellyfish-drones-before-crash-real-alien-s-t/

Baseball changes its mind on players wearing Bible verses.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/06/22/mlb-commissioner-says-players-will-not-be-fined-penalized-for-wearing-bible-verses/

Your grooming company thinks their show ‘The View’ is news.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/06/23/disney-vs-trump-abc-pushes-on-air-campaign-asking-for-audience-support-in-brewing-battle-with-fcc/

Some Radical Republicans change their mind.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/trump-senate-iran/2026/06/25/id/1260826/

SPORTS

Soccer.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/26/sports/usmnt-falls-to-turkey-on-stoppage-time-goal-to-close-out-world-cup-group-stage/

WNBA

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/25/caitlin-clark-getting-punched-in-the-throat-isnt-the-only-indignity-she-suffered-n2678317

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The Trillionaire Editor:   Is that a lot of money, LL ?

Don’t Bother Me Cat:    It sure is—it begins with a million x 1,000 and grows into a Billion—then another 1,000 Billion makes a Trillion.   

https://nypost.com/2026/06/12/business/spacex-shares-begin-trading-in-biggest-ipo-ever-valuing-company-at-more-than-2-trillion/

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/06/12/elon-musk-becomes-the-first-trillionaire-in-human-history-the-lefts-response-was-immediate-n2203295

I always thought it would be an African born person to do it.

As Musk gets richer he drags his employees and investors along for the big bucks—like the sun drags the planets thru the galaxy.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/12/spacex-ipo-windfall-employees-eye-rolexes-and-private-jets-n2203299

Big Bucks.

https://theonion.com/study-inflation-forcing-more-americans-to-choose-betwe-1849060411/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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The Brits aim to please.

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-government-gives-religious-exemption-for-suicide-vests

https://www.newsmax.com/