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One thing is for sure…THEIR WINGS NEED TO BE CLIPPED!
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60 Years Together

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed Son No. 1. ‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.”

“Not to worry,” said the father. “Important thing is we’re all together today.”

Son No. 2 arrived. “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.

“It’s nothing,” said the father. “We’re glad you were able to come.”
 
Just then the daughter arrived. “Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”
 
After they had finished dessert, the father said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college. Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”

The three children gasped and said, “WHAT? You mean we’re bastards?”
 
“Yep”, said the father. “Cheap ones, too . . .”

Fun Facts: Airplanes & Airports Part 6

There is enough fuel in a full jumbo jet tank to drive an average car four times around the world.

A Boeing 767 airliner is made of 3,100,000 separate parts.

The Concorde jet, which had its last flight in 2003, had a maximum speed of 1,350 miles per hour. It could fly from London to New York City in three hours, about half the time of other passenger planes.

The Wright brothers only flew together once, in 1910. This is because their father feared losing both sons in an airplane accident, so he gave them special permission just one time.

A study conducted in 2013 by the BBC found that 56% of pilots fell asleep while flying and 29% had woken up to find that the copilot was also asleep.

Jessica Cox, born in 1983 in Sierra Vista, Arizona, was born without arms due to a rare birth defect. She ended up being the first pilot ever to fly with no arms. 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t let fear of failure keep
you from playing the game.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—MAGIC

Target recalls Baby Wipes.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2026/06/07/target-recalls-baby-wipes-due-to-potential-microbial-contamination/

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Thanks to RW.   Are you getting a good price for your technology ?

Print their names in the papers.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/06/06/another-one-gone-fbi-brain-trusts-behind-the-catholic-weaponization-memo-have-been-fired-n2203097

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Good news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cameron-arcand/2026/06/08/republican-advances-to-general-election-in-california-governors-race-n2677448

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California has a new illegal-killer-drug.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/05/us-news/san-francisco-streets-are-reeling-from-deadly-drug-20x-more-powerful-than-fentanyl/

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It sounds like Iran can’t recover the uranium.   China is their buddy.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-iran-uranium/2026/06/04/id/1258619/

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More people make money off of your money than you do.   They buy political influence.

https://redstate.com/redstate-guest-editorial/2026/06/05/the-corporate-gatekeepers-using-your-retirement-money-for-politics-n2203047

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The Democrats can’t stand happiness.

https://pjmedia.com/tim-o-brien/2026/06/04/karoline-leavitt-is-enjoying-motherhood-and-the-left-is-having-a-cow-n4953609

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The SPLC is crooked enough to be based in Minnesota.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/06/05/doj-investigation-proves-splc-funded-more-of-far-right/

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The LGBTQ group is a political organization under the Democrat Party.  They dropped the Q.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/06/06/texas-rangers-to-hold-faith-and-family-night-instead-of-caving-to-lgbt-pressure-n2677354

These could have been stopped in Panama years ago.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/06/06/flesh-eating-parasite-threatens-american-livestock-industry-n2677361

Their staff is sensitive.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/06/08/ice-free-zone-demanded-by-striking-workers-threatens-l-a-s-first-fifa-world-cup-game/

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The Main Magician Editor:    Do you know about magic, LL ?

The Abracadabra Cat:   It goes way back, as far as Abracadabra.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=abra+kabra+defined

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California regulations make money disappear quicker than Timmy Walz.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/05/28/heres-how-much-bureaucratic-bloat-costs-ca-taxpayers-each-year-n2676808

Trump needs to audit the gold in Ft. Knox.   It was mentioned earlier, but quickly forgotten.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/29/us-news/ex-cia-officer-david-rushs-40m-gold-bar-case-could-be-cover-up-expert/

It’s almost like being reincarnated.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/reincarnate#dictionary-entry-1

https://theonion.com/meta-glasses-users-report-bug-where-they-can-see-mark-zuckerbergs-memories/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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How is the diaper non-profit doing ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-designates-california-sanctuary-state-for-fraud

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Eagle Nebula and Friends
Image Credit & Copyright: Emmanuel Delgadillo
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: What looks as if it is going to swallow the great Pillars of Creation? The Eagle Nebula (M16) is not a bird, a plane, or Superman. M16 is actually a combination of several celestial objects. NGC 6611 is the young star cluster that appears to peak out beneath the Eagle’s “wings”. The ultraviolet light from these stars ionizes the surrounding gas, creating the emission nebula IC 4703. The Stellar Spire is seen reaching towards the Pillars of Creation from the left. Both are structures of cold gas and dust that are optimal for star formation. Some astronomers previously thought the Pillars of Creation had been evaporated away by a supernova. Because M16 is 6,000 light years away, we would not be able to see the Pillars’ destruction for thousands more years. However, there is no conclusive evidence of the theorized supernova, so the Pillars of Creation will likely continue to create stars for millions of years.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

 God is very powerful because he is God. He has used that power to help us. He has given us everything that we need to live in a good way. We can do things that please God. This is possible because now we know him. God has chosen us to be his people because he is very great and very good.