No worries, Lil Kermit. Please don’t feel hated. Just hop slowly past any Cajun/Creole restaurant. They will hastily invite you and your beautiful smile in. You may be leaving in a Lil Froggie wheelchair because Frog Legs is their specialty on the menu.
You Keep Smiling.

-Sheila Tolley-

I hope she slithers around in a Magnet-Free Zones.
-MST-

You should probably start running now, Hakeem. Run fast and far, like Forrest Gump. You do not want one of the Communist/ Socialist/Democrat Tribes to catch you. They will eat your Box of Chocolates (and wipe their dirty hands on your blue tie as if it were an American Flag.)
-MST-

That is a cool idea…but I’d bet the big one in Chicago gathers more TRASH!
-MST-

Think ahead, my friends. Keep $100 in your wallet in case you get a craving for a Big Mac & Fries one day.
-MST-

In medieval times, bras were called breast bags.

White coke was a clear-colored Coca-Cola commissioned by Soviet marshal Gregory Zhukov in the 1940’s. He requested it because he was a fan of coke, but didn’t want to be seen drinking it in public, so he asked for a color to resemble vodka instead.

There is a normal Barbie called The Lammily Doll where the doll has brunette hair, cellulite, stretch marks, freckles and acne. She was also given the proportions of a typical nineteen-year-old.

In 2013, a man in Michigan whose house was set to be demolished switched his house numbers with his neighbor, the crew ended up demolishing the wrong house.

A woman once took part in a search for a missing tourist in Iceland only to realize hours later that she was, indeed, the missing person.

 

My favorite exercise is a cross between a
lunge and a crunch–I call it lunch.
Anonymous