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Fun Facts: Funny Part 1

A businessman named Armand Hammer coincidentally served on the board of directors for Arm & Hammer.

The Maruyama Zoo in Japan spent four years trying to mate two hyenas before realizing they were both male.

Pentheraphobia is the fear of your mother-in-law. The origin of the word “penthera” is Greek, meaning “mother-in-law,” and “phobia,” in Greek, means “fear.”

Michigan judge Hugh Clarke actually held himself in contempt after his own smartphone rang in court.

Many Japanese bathrooms have a button that when pushed, plays the flushing sound to mask the sound of your own “business.”

Rattlesnake Logic


Written By: Herman Cain

I have killed rattlesnakes in the barn, in the shop and on the driveway.

In fact, I kill every rattlesnake I encounter. I kill rattlesnakes because I know a rattlesnake will bite me and inject me with poison. I don’t stop to wonder WHY a rattlesnake will bite me.

I know it WILL bite me because it’s a rattlesnake and that’s what rattlesnakes do.

I don’t try to reason with a rattlesnake or have a “meaningful dialogue” with it. I just kill it.

I don’t try to get to know the rattlesnake better so I can find a way to live with the rattlesnakes and convince them not to bite me.. I just kill them.

I don’t quiz a rattlesnake to see if I can find out where the other snakes are, because (a) it won’t tell me and (b) I already know they live on my place. So, I just kill the rattlesnake and move on to the next one.

I don’t look for ways I might be able to change the rattlesnake to a non-poisonous rat snake I just kill it. Oh, and on occasion, I accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time.

Also, I know for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush. In my lifetime I will never be able to rid my place of rattlesnakes.

Do I fear them? Not really. Do I respect what they can do to me and my family? Yes!

And because of that respect, I give them the fair justice they deserve. I kill them. As a country, we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists’ are telling the world their goal is to kill Americans and destroy our way of life.

In the past, they have posted graphic videos on the Internet showing them beheading Americans and burning a Jordanian pilot alive while in a cage. They are serious. They are exactly like rattlesnakes. It is high time for us to start acting accordingly!

I love this country. It’s the damn RINO/Democrat/Socialist/Communist members of government that I fear!

 Now ask me why I am very concerned!
Do you feel OK with this? How can this happen? When will we wake up?
We are quiet while our country is being drastically changed!

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Bible Verse

 Nobody has ever seen God. But God’s only Son has shown God to us. He is very near to the Father, and he himself is God.