From: VINCE THE SIGN GUY

Why are dogs happy?

 

An efficiency expert…

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.”

“Why not?” asked somebody from the audience.

“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, ‘Hon, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?'”

“Did it save time?” the person in the audience asked.

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven.”

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Girls are like phones-
handle with care, communicate often,
and definitely don’t press ‘mute’ at the wrong time.
Anonymous

What the world needs now!

THE SPHINX—STATUE OF LIBERTY

A TICK ALERT.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/01/lifestyle/tick-populations-are-surging-in-these-states-heres-what-homeowners-can-do-to-keep-yards-safe/

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Incomplete returns from primary races.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/03/us-news/spencer-pratt-lays-out-plan-to-defeat-mayor-karen-bass-in-november-runoff-election/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/02/its-election-night-across-america-but-this-tweet-hits-home-regarding-whats-happening-in-ca-n2677040

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Iran doesn’t want peace, they are terrorists.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/06/02/iran-launches-massive-wave-of-strikes-against-us-bases-in-the-middle-east-n2677124

What a loser!!!!!

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/06/01/shameless-newsom-throws-bass-under-the-bus-takes-zero-accountability-for-trainwreck-that-is-california-n2202944

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Hormuz.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/06/01/trump-pulled-off-a-very-cool-move-in-the-strait-right-under-the-noses-of-the-iranian-n2202929

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He is rewarding his supporters.   What did Yorkers expect ?

https://nypost.com/2026/05/31/us-news/nyc-mayor-mamdani-plans-to-spend-5-2-million-on-his-office-of-mass-engagement/

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Japan is changing their entire intelligence community.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/30/japan-just-overhauled-its-entire-intelligence-communityand-one-nation-is-not-happy-about-it-n2676945

Trump is smarter than the average bear.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/05/30/we-have-the-results-of-trumps-cognitive-score-n2676949

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So long creepo.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/05/30/there-is-a-satisfying-coda-to-the-cbs-paramount-vs-stephen-colbert-tale-and-leftists-will-despise-it-n2202879

Another good Democrat.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/05/30/platner-maintained-sexually-suggestive-profile-on-predators-paradise-app-known-for-child-exploitation-n2676966

You have to masturbate in public to register as a Democrat.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident/

Companies need to vent their drivers, but we know that.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/06/01/border-patrol-nabs-36-illegal-aliens-driving-big-rigs-in-arizona-n2202920

New York wants to kill Virginia citizens with no federal investigations.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/06/01/new-yorks-government-wont-hand-over-documents-about-the-cdl-holder-who-killed-five-in-massive-bus-crash-n2677051

Good riddance.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/02/scott-youre-fired-longtime-60-minutes-host-has-been-shown-the-door-n2677131

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The Statue Editor:    What is Lady Liberty’s history, LL ?

The Freedom Cat:    Here is a little history.

https://www.statueofliberty.org/statue-of-liberty/overview-history/

https://aop.com/blogs/lesson-plans/25-facts-to-celebrate-the-statue-of-liberty?srsltid=AfmBOoq9dX-Kl939BAPUzW_GuAfrRkceXnlpnJV0QJZ4DmEVSy1ZXnYM

AI is the place to be—like Biden’s/Democrats electric cars.    It’s funny, they are seldom mentioned now.

https://theonion.com/openai-announces-construction-of-new-data-center-on-top-of-sick-child/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/mar/29/160-years-supreme-court-settle-birthright-citizenship-illegal/

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Let AI make it up, and it will be more accurate.

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-to-just-start-reporting-when-trump-wasnt-shot-at

https://hotair.com/

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