If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
(He does not wonder for long…he just moves to a Tax-Funded Sanctuary Blue city/state and joins the Fraud Establishment.) -MST-
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat/Socialist/Communist demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat/Socialist/Communist non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Like Don Lemon and his pathetic Band of Fools.)
-MST-
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Along with the millions of Illegal Aliens who were welcomed into America by Biden to gain their illegal votes.
(I hear these invaders hate to be called ILLEGAL ALIENS, so I use it at every available opportunity.)
-MST-
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat/Socialist/Communist is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat/Socialist/Communist will delete it because he’s “offended.”
(Or he will ignore it since his “play-like” degree from the Learing Center did not teach him to read.) -MST-
Or take you to court for slandering his political beliefs
Maybe he would be so kind as to let me ride to court with him. Being from the Appalachian region of the United States, I am heavy into that fringe religious practice of snake handling. I would be nice and let him get real acquainted with my snakes…(whether he liked it or not)..LOL