“Tolley’s Topics wishes you a Blessed Good Friday.”
8:00 am – I made a snowman.
8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:29 – So I made a black couple.
8:31 – The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.
I want to see Nancy, Schumer, and Joe say all infrastructure construction will be done by American companies and citizens. Put it in the law–no excuses about untrained people or supply shortages.
Today is Good Friday, for believers.
This is good news.
One liberal/snake didn’t work out.
If you take away Wall Street and a few banks, New York City is just a rat-hole with a deep water port. Everything financial can be run from your Rolls Royce or F-150, on the internet. ( or China )
Spox is the new political word–it avoids any words that could be hurtful, like she or he. The correct figure is about 30,000. Cuomo will fly in to see which ones are tagged for termination.
This is a repeat of Chip Chip, as all are. Commie Sue is headed to Minneapolis for the trial.
High And Low Editor: Tell us about the wind, LL ?
Smart Cat: Here is a long article about wind.
HALE: When did humans figure out how to use wind, SC ?
Probably before recorded history. They used it to dry things and sail boats. Here is a big-time invention about sailing.
Before you could say It’s Trump’s fault all kinds of wind aided things were going on.
Now one important product of wind is electricity.
Wind Farms appear to show a low mortality rate for birds. The loss will be about the same as Biden’s responsibility for child deaths crossing 2,000 miles to enter illegally. Both are expendable.
Wind Farms built for cold weather work fine. The ones in Texas were not made for a once in a 100 years freeze.
HALE: Have you ever generated electricity, SC ?
I haven’t personally, but my staff volunteers to help out in difficult times.
The biggest problem with wind and sun generated electricity is reliable batteries.
We have two songs today.
Explanation: Gorgeous spiral galaxy NGC 3521 is a mere 35 million light-years away, toward the constellation Leo. Relatively bright in planet Earth’s sky, NGC 3521 is easily visible in small telescopes but often overlooked by amateur imagers in favor of other Leo spiral galaxies, like M66 and M65. It’s hard to overlook in this colorful cosmic portrait, though. Spanning some 50,000 light-years the galaxy sports characteristic patchy, irregular spiral arms laced with dust, pink star forming regions, and clusters of young, blue stars. Remarkably, this deep image also finds NGC 3521 embedded in gigantic bubble-like shells. The shells are likely tidal debris, streams of stars torn from satellite galaxies that have undergone mergers with NGC 3521 in the distant past
Tomorrow’s picture: How far light travels over the weekend.