Archive | April 25, 2021

Brad…..

Brad lives in California…..  He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. 

 Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.  He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. 

 Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.  She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. 

 A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery. 

 Brad is a registered California Democrat.

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THE SPHINX—PERSONNEL PROBLEMS

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The United Nations is as corrupt as the World Health Organization, and United States Government.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/04/23/which-country-the-un-just-elected-for-commission-on-womens-rights-will-shock-and-disturb-you-n2588460

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The Epstein Diary.  Where is ole Bill ?

https://nypost.com/2021/04/23/new-epstein-accuser-emerges-after-ghislaine-maxwell-arraignment/

https://nypost.com/2021/04/22/jeffrey-epsteins-palm-beach-estate-has-been-demolished/

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Australians wants to keep their freedom.

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2021/04/21/australia-cancels-controversial-belt-and-road-deals-with-china/

Run, Caitlyn run.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2021/04/23/caitlyn-jenner-n2588446

We just covered LeBron Flopping, a few days ago.

https://babylonbee.com/news/that-girl-getting-stabbed-wasnt-in-danger-says-man-who-flops-anytime-anyone-gets-within-six-feet-of-him

https://redstate.com/

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This sounds good to me.

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-riots-are-what-happen-when-you-dont-spank-children

BLM/Antifa are jokes.  Afghanistan is safer than Chicago.  The Black and White politicians are corrupt.  Where is Obama while his city dies ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/23/more-than-900-people-shot-in-mayor-lightfoots-chicago-this-year/

The Astronauts are off.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/23/nasa-launches-astronauts-to-iss-on-reused-spacex-rocket/#10

https://townhall.com/

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The Animal Resources Director:  Are you having cat-personnel problems, LL ?

Lonely At The Top Cat:  I sure am.  Just because my new cat reporters saw me driving in an old video they think they know everything.  Tabby  went to Iowa and found an old Shelby Mustang to refurbish.

I told her driving was tougher that it looks.

Fluffy was in Panama to see loyal reader Cathy and got cat-arrested for dealing drugs.  She said the Cocaine and Heroin were for Hunter Biden but she became disoriented and got lost.  She said Hunter was going to sneak into Panama and see another of Joe’s grandchildren, little Maria.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/18/cat-caught-trying-to-sneak-drugs-into-panama-prison/

TARC:  Will Fluffy ever get out, or will the same thing happen to her that befell Cujo, Joe’s killer dog ?

Schumer is going to approve every drug you can think of.  He called the Panamanian President and told him Fluffy was an emissary bringing samples back for certification.

https://www.businessinsider.com/schumer-calls-420-an-unofficial-american-holiday-talks-legalization-2021-4

Our read bump.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/08/12/tonight-on-cnn-n250876

Kamala gets lost.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/23/kamala-harris-greeted-by-protesters-during-trip-to-new-hampshire/

Let this Liberal good guy take this woman into his home and be responsible for her.  He has to share her future violations.  She is as cold as Hillgal or Nancy.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/23/pol-says-nyc-killer-victim-of-intergenerational-trauma/

This article deserves two great songs.

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Planetary Nebula Mz3: The Ant Nebula
Image Credit: R. Sahai (JPL) et al., Hubble Heritage Team, ESA, NASA

Explanation: Why isn’t this ant a big sphere? Planetary nebula Mz3 is being cast off by a star similar to our Sun that is, surely, round. Why then would the gas that is streaming away create an ant-shaped nebula that is distinctly not round? Clues might include the high 1000-kilometer per second speed of the expelled gas, the light-year long length of the structure, and the magnetism of the star featured here at the nebula’s center. One possible answer is that Mz3 is hiding a second, dimmer star that orbits close in to the bright star. A competing hypothesis holds that the central star’s own spin and magnetic field are channeling the gas. Since the central star appears to be so similar to our own Sun, astronomers hope that increased understanding of the history of this giant space ant can provide useful insight into the likely future of our own Sun and Earth.

Tomorrow’s picture: black hole destroys star

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?” She Done Him Wrong, 1933

“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!” Midnight Cowboy, 1969 Dustin Hoffman

Fun fact: This scene was improvised. Midnight Cowboy filmed in New York City so the taxi in the shot is an actual New York taxi. Remaining in character Hoffman yells at the driver and the scene made the cut in the film.

“Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’” Casablanca, 1942

“You can’t handle the truth!” A Few Good Men, 1992

“I want to be alone.” Grand Hotel, 1932