Archive | April 26, 2021

A woman in a hot air balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

 “Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

 The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

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I Miss Trey Gowdy In Congress

Kurt Bardella: Trey Gowdy joins Trump's legal team in a laughable betrayal  of his GOP legacy

Trey Gowdy, a former South Carolina Congressman, responded to a question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders from joining the U.S.  armed forces.  As Trey typically does so very well, he nailed it rather succinctly.
 
Question:  How can President Trump claim to represent all U.S citizens, regardless of sexual orientation when he banned transgenders from joining the military?  Isn’t that discrimination?

Trey Gowdy’s Response: “Nobody has a right to serve in the Military.  Nobody!  What makes you people think the Military is an equal opportunity employer?  It is very far from it – and for good reasons – let me cite a few:

“The Military uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny citizens from joining for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny, too tall or too short.”

“Citizens are denied for having flat feet, or for missing or additional fingers.” he went on to explain:  “By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth.”

“Malnourished?  Drug addiction?”

“Bad back?  Criminal history?  Low IQ?  Anxiety?  Phobias?  Hearing damage?  Six arms?  Hear voices in your head?  Self-identification as a Unicorn?  Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair? ”

“Can’t run the required course in the required time?  Can’t do the required number of push-ups?  Not really a morning person?  and refuse to get out of bed before noon?  All can be legitimate reasons for denial.”

“The Military has one job:  Winning War.  Anything else is a distraction and a liability.  Did someone just scream, that isn’t Fair?  War is VERY unfair, there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful.”

“YOU must change yourself to meet Military standards and not the other way around.”

“I say again: You don’t change the Military – you must change yourself.  The Military is not about being fair, it is about taking advantage of others and about winning.

”The Military doesn’t need to accommodate anyone with special issues.  The Military needs to Win Wars and keep our Country safe – PERIOD!   

“If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness or lethality…  Thank you for applying and good luck in future endeavors.”

“Any other questions?” 

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THE SPHINX—WHO THE FUK IS IN CHARGE

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This is my Oscar coverage this year.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/24/joan-crawford-made-boozy-oscars-history-in-bed-75-years-ago/

Another ancient article is found.

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-unearth-marys-frankincense-and-myrrh-household-diffuser

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This should get the Radical Democrats stirred up.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/04/24/favorable-abortion-rulings-handed-down-by-6th-circuit-could-send-these-cases-to-the-supreme-court-n2588485

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Maybe the Olympics will remain neutral.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2021/04/22/international-olympic-committee-rules-on-athletes-demonstrating-political-religious-or-racial-propaganda-n366547

The officer reported as being killed, died of two strokes.  A natural death.

https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/2021/04/19/brian-sicknicks-cause-of-death-with-no-connection-to-january-6-protests-has-been-known-for-months-n364523

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/04/19/sicknick-n2588178

https://redstate.com/

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Where are the cats ?

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/07/28/name-the-parents-contest-winners-announced-n249016

I would like to see this take off with the White House Press Corp nearby.

https://redstate.com/scotthounsell/2021/04/23/watch-usaf-osprey-destroys-uk-helipad-n367521

https://townhall.com/

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The Cursing Editor:  You are on the line concerning obscene language, LL.

I’m Mad As Hell Cat: If you add smartphone and locate it in Chicago this scene is still current.

Who in the name of all that is Holy is in charge of the vaccine program ?

https://nypost.com/2021/04/19/walgreens-store-injected-saline-instead-of-covid-19-vaccine/

https://www.medicinenet.com/saline/definition.htm

Fauci must have bought some Morton Salt stock.  When it rains, it pours.

https://oldtimesigns.net/food-snacks-such/morton-salt-1914/

This one is even worse, this poor victim gets two different types of vaccines.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/16/man-accidentally-gets-1-moderna-and-1-pfizer-covid-vaccine/

The J&J plant in Baltimore has more safety problems than Joe’s dog Cujo.  I have to show some liberal MSM sites because many other locations are censored.

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/04/01/983380847/johnson-johnson-says-contractor-botched-part-of-vaccine-production

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-finds-multiple-problems-baltimore-plant-ruined-j-j-vaccine-n1264830

Here is a mixologist that Fauci and Biden brought on board to speed up production.

TCE:  The mixologist looks vaguely familiar to me IMAHC, was she on TV ?

That’s a very good memory.  She was in a top rated show for a while.  That’s Daisy Duke.  She was mixing methamphetamines and fentanyl for the illegals to bring in from Tijuana, but this is even more patriotic.  For our new readers this is an old video.

Daisy hasn’t aged well, but who has ?  They took the wringers off the old Maytag so she wouldn’t get her teats caught in them.

DD plugged the Maytag in and was ready to start production.  She can call this guy for company.

Good Stuff

 The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. –Alice Walker

 The mind is everything. What you think you become. –Buddha

 The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. –Chinese Proverb

 An unexamined life is not worth living. –Socrates

 Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Sagittarius Triplet
Image Credit & Copyright: Gabriel Rodrigues Santos

Explanation: These three bright nebulae are often featured on telescopic tours of the constellation Sagittarius and the crowded starfields of the central Milky Way. In fact, 18th century cosmic tourist Charles Messier cataloged two of them; M8, the large nebula below and right of center, and colorful M20 near the top of the frame. The third emission region includes NGC 6559, left of M8 and separated from the larger nebula by a dark dust lane. All three are stellar nurseries about five thousand light-years or so distant. Over a hundred light-years across the expansive M8 is also known as the Lagoon Nebula. M20’s popular moniker is the Trifid. Glowing hydrogen gas creates the dominant red color of the emission nebulae. But for striking contrast, blue hues in the Trifid are due to dust reflected starlight. The broad interstellarscape spans almost 4 degrees or 8 full moons on the sky.

Tomorrow’s picture: star shredder