Run Quickly…..

Another Valentine Balloon for your enjoyment.
Run quickly inside with it, before…
Biden sends the fighter jet.
-Sheila Tolley-

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If someone yells or pouts, just do it.


Life is interesting.


The Cherub Editor:  Where did Valentine’s Day originate, LL ?

The Peaceful Cat:  Here is a little history.

It sure is complicated.  The little cherub shooting arrows at lovers is probably banned now.  Here is a little history of Cupid.

Many people expect cards or presents for Valentine’s Day.  It’s too late for this year, but you can plan for 2024.


After almost 80 years America’s WOKE military finally announces that there could be aliens sending up spy balloons from China. Joey has an answer for everything.


This is why you should not pay anyone without checking your receipt and keeping your receipt.  Starbucks should be named Starsucks, or Star*ucks their customers.


Gavin Newsom and the Democrats want this to be a national policy.  The voters in California also want it since they keep electing the perverts.

This woker should never work for any school again.


MTG is a patriot.


It is a boondoggle.

Trump’s new ad.

Thank Musk for exposing these lice.


Make the Bidens spend millions on crooked attorneys.

The Land Down Under is wising up.

A few seeds are planted.

It’s too late to enforce building codes.  The government sounds like America’s.

Diversity has reached air travel.  Buy that insurance policy.

Jalen is the man.

Valentine Jokes


A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.

One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”


“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.

Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.”

“Why?” asked the man, smiling.

“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.


A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”


A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.”

The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket.

“Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?”

“I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”


I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox”

I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong.


Good Ones


Don’t take today too seriously…….