LOST:   Accessibility to drive my vehicle safely on the road in front of my house.
DATE/TIME:  January 12, 2023 @ 5:00 PM

FOUND: A Comcast Cable.
DATE/TIME:  January 12, 2023 @ 5:15 PM

Questions about lost item:
To the best of your knowledge, where were you when you lost the item shown above?
I was in my hall crying and praying as a tornado ripped through my neighborhood. I was busy making promises to God that I have already broken in the 5 weeks since the storm has passed.

Questions about found item:
Where did you find the item shown above?
In the road in front of my house.

Have you attempted to make any public notifications about the item that was found?
Believe me, Columbo…the cable is VERY visible to the public. It is laying ON the road and stretches for about a quarter of a mile down the road, and around the curve. The thing that is not visible, is the vehicle that comes around the curve from the opposite direction, since only one lane is usable at this point in the road. I am sure when the Head-On Demolition Derby takes place that Comcast will jump right in to pay all the damages.

I even tried to contact our Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg. His team told me to forget that because…he and his hubby are aboard a Hot Air Balloon flying off to a Gay Pride Parade.

What the Hell? For Pete’s Sake…maybe either him or Comcast will show up before the head on collision at Comcast Curve.

Written By: Sheila Tolley

 

 

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Can you spot the Toobin (CNN) guy ?

https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-say-to-someone-with-an-onlyfans-1850031179

Benghazi is where Obama and Hillary let several State Department employees be killed by terrorist.

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/benghazi

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Don’t peek.

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-life-hacks-to-avoid-looking-at-women-in-the-gym

This is a repeat.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2023/02/02/companies-with-close-ties-to-ccp-are-buying-up-u-s-military-academies-including-the-one-donald-trump-attended-n697608

https://townhall.com/

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The Designer Baby Editor:  Have you heard of designer-babies, LL ?

What Could Go Wrong With That Cat:  I sure have, it’s been written about for years. Now with advances in bio-technology, it will happen in the life time of most people reading this article.  Just for fun, here is one scenario.  Someone jokes about it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-couple-shops-for-a-designer-baby-to-match-their-shoes

Several scientists are working on human experiments as I meow.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2023/01/31/21st-century-dr-moreau-wants-to-manufacture-humans-as-pod-babies-n696781

This problem might pop up.

The first thing the Democrats will do is register the baby as a war refugee and give it a license.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/01/31/minnesota-democrats-move-to-give-drivers-licenses-to-77k-illegal-aliens/

It might be as hard to get rid of as Joey, Schiff, and Omar.

Does the Queen have palms ?  Thanks to Ms V.   Maybe a tentacle scan for the creature.

The dems wear rose colored Augmented Reality Glasses ( AR ).

https://pluto-men.com/how-ar-glasses-work/

https://vimeo.com/249451145

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This is wonderful if it works.  The cost per pill will be $3,000.00.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/14/scientists-switch-off-autism-using-3-epilepsy-drug-study/

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I wonder if Joey also said he was clean and articulate—like he referred to Obama ?

https://nypost.com/2023/02/15/biden-refers-to-marylands-first-black-governor-as-boy-in-speech/

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The U.S. had been tracking the Chinese spy balloon since lift-off in China.  What a bunch of lying scum.  Vote Democratic.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chinese-spy-balloon-us-intelligence-tracked-it-soon-after-liftoff-course/

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What a slimy President.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/02/14/exclusive-secret-china-donations-to-university-of-delaware-soared-after-the-opening-of-the-biden-institute/

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Lindsey Graham is a swamper.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/02/13/graham-durbin-dream-act-amnesty-2m-illegal-aliens/

They need a Top Gun.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/13/us-shot-down-small-metallic-balloon-over-canada-report/

Clapper should be in prison.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/02/14/why-is-james-clapper-complaining-about-the-russian-disinfo-letter-he-signed-years-ago-n2619517

Putin should be in trouble.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/13/ukraine-eliminates-5000-russian-soldiers-from-battle-report/

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Check the comment section.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/02/13/toxic-ohio-train-derailment-sparks-federal-lawsuit-calls-for-health-tests/

It’s what made Wales great.  Posted for humor only.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/02/13/state-subsidised-transgenderism-free-tampons-in-mens-bathroom/

You invite skanks, and you get nasty.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/13/rihannas-crotch-grab-at-super-bowl-dominates-sports-talk-radio/

WaPo and Bezos are both trashy toads.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/02/13/anna-paulina-luna-n2619445

Maybe the balloons belong to Amazon.  Congress permits this feces.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/02/13/exclusive-emails-documents-reveal-tangled-web-of-amazon-pentagon-connections-surrounding-defense-cloud-contract/

Don’t expect any truth from anyone in a corrupt agency.  ( the federal government )

https://nypost.com/2023/02/13/united-flight-from-hawaii-came-within-775-feet-of-plunging-into-pacific-ocean/

Automobile news—expensive.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/14/new-car-prices-skyrocket-30/

What’s new ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/02/14/michigan-state-university-shooter-had-previous-gun-charge-dropped-by-lefty-prosecutor-n2619564

One hater is rejected.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/02/15/why-the-biden-administration-just-withdrew-its-nominee-for-international-human-rights-organization-n2619578