LOST: Accessibility to drive my vehicle safely on the road in front of my house.
DATE/TIME: January 12, 2023 @ 5:00 PM
FOUND: A Comcast Cable.
DATE/TIME: January 12, 2023 @ 5:15 PM
Questions about lost item:
To the best of your knowledge, where were you when you lost the item shown above?
I was in my hall crying and praying as a tornado ripped through my neighborhood. I was busy making promises to God that I have already broken in the 5 weeks since the storm has passed.
Questions about found item:
Where did you find the item shown above?
In the road in front of my house.
Have you attempted to make any public notifications about the item that was found?
Believe me, Columbo…the cable is VERY visible to the public. It is laying ON the road and stretches for about a quarter of a mile down the road, and around the curve. The thing that is not visible, is the vehicle that comes around the curve from the opposite direction, since only one lane is usable at this point in the road. I am sure when the Head-On Demolition Derby takes place that Comcast will jump right in to pay all the damages.
I even tried to contact our Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg. His team told me to forget that because…he and his hubby are aboard a Hot Air Balloon flying off to a Gay Pride Parade.
What the Hell? For Pete’s Sake…maybe either him or Comcast will show up before the head on collision at Comcast Curve.
2 thoughts on “LOST & FOUND”
I hope they are careful in the balloon. Oh, one more thing !!!
Now that comment is TOO FUNNY, no matter who you are!!…LOL