A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!” “I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.” “I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

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America deserves to crash and burn.  Start over.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/01/19/virginia-teen-sex-trafficked-twice-after-school-hides-gender-identity-from-her-parents/

Nantucket doesn’t want low income housing.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11663031/Low-income-housing-project-sparks-outrage-billionaires-playground-Nantucket.html

Be warned.

https://www.theonion.com/what-to-say-if-you-see-a-coworker-on-tinder-1849971852

https://www.abqjournal.com/

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You could wake up dead,  d-e-a-d.

https://babylonbee.com/news/15-reasons-completely-unrelated-to-the-vaccine-people-are-dying-suddenly

Mark Hamill is a good person.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2023/01/19/mark-hamill-explains-touching-yet-heartbreaking-reason-why-hell-no-longer-play-the-joker-n690977

Native Hawaiians can’t afford to live in Hawaii.

https://apnews.com/article/hawaii-las-vegas-honolulu-business-64c59fdb620111723686b66f10110187

https://townhall.com/

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The Land Editor:  Should we put our money in land, LL ?

The Field Cat:  For sure, do like Joe Biden and  Gerald O’Hara, invest in land–it lasts.

I wonder how Joey pays for his many homes ?

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/real-estate/a33809100/joe-biden-real-estate-homes/

Benefits of former Presidents are obscene, but that’s for tomorrow-another day.

https://www.thebalancemoney.com/presidents-salary-4579867

https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/see-how-many-days-joe-biden-spent-at-his-delaware-residence/

GWTW is arguably the best movie ever made, from a cat’s view.  Georgia red dirt is a curse.

https://midatlanticmusings.wordpress.com/2015/10/27/theres-no-getting-away-from-it-if-youre-irish-gender-the-irish-diaspora-and-gone-with-the-wind/

A cat’s opinion.  Personally, I report the news to keep busy and be entertained.  With the MSM, Democrats, and Progressive culture changes planned America is in worse shape than in Scarlet’s time.  America is bankrupt with no values.  I can eat rats and lizards forever.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/01/19/report-white-house-doj-agreed-hide-classified-document-scandal/

There is an eye drop recall.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/01/cdc-warns-against-eye-drops-linked-to-death-infections/

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We have known this since Pigwoman & Bowser refused to deploy the National Guard.  Their pensions should be given to the Veterans in hospitals.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/02/01/chief-january-6th-investigator-makes-shocking-admissions-and-committee-members-covered-them-up-n697197

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This is great if some standards/certifications are implemented.  Children could get away from union-woke-sexual abusing teachers, and the CRT-LGBTQI+ brain washing.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/01/27/two-states-now-have-universal-school-choice-and-yours-could-be-next/

Trump tried to ban these commies, but the Democrat Congress didn’t agree.  Americans are patsies, like Lee Harvey Oswald.  Let’s see how much money they have given the Bidens.

https://gizmodo.com/tiktok-china-byte-dance-ban-viral-videos-privacy-1850034366

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I mention Schiff because he slithers well.  This will be my only mention this year, unless there is an obituary.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2023/01/29/adam-schiff-slithers-onto-cnn-set-immediately-proves-kevin-mccarthy-right-n695674

Take tax money away from these public schools.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2023/01/28/state-university-offers-exclusive-housing-for-trans-students-and-voice-feminization-services-n695357

Congress has to remove companies from the election process, and have a small limit for individuals.  Give free air time to candidates.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/01/28/zuck-bucks-2024-the-left-gears-up-to-fundamentally-change-how-our-elections-are-run-n695338

Ban all of the crappy woke language, from law, if you control the state legislature.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/28/what-other-terms-need-to-go-after-latinx/

Is your insurance company dropping your coverage ?

https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/major-insurers-plan-to-drop-two-car-models-coverage-due-to-thefts/

Many parents and politicians in sanctuary-woke cities DON’T CARE IF CHILDREN GET KILLED.  IF THEY DID THEY WOULD GIVE DIRECTION INSTEAD OF BLAMING WHITEY.  FJB  AND THEM.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/nyc-13-year-old-charged-with-murdering-teen-after-school/

Maybe women will realize that trans-anybody is not their friend.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2023/01/30/delusional-trans-game-developer-creates-game-where-you-kill-women-n696030

It would be nice to see Hunter and the Big Guy, if he lives long enough and is not senile, spend their stolen fortunes on legal fees.  Maybe the lawyers can’t take money from them because it is from criminal enterprises.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/01/31/facing-millions-in-legal-fees-hunter-biden-readies-his-next-scam-n696648

Break up Google, we know they are part of the Democratic Party and defrauding voters.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/01/31/googleleaks-eye-opening-thread-on-blacklists-and-alleged-bias-n696651