First lady Jill Biden told the Associated Press that President Joe Biden is going to run again, and they just need to pick a time and place.

No worries Jill. I have your answers.
The time is NOW.
The place is UKRAINE.
Start Packing.

-Sheila Tolley-

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This is just in the daylight.

https://www.theonion.com/weirdest-things-people-do-to-celebrate-mardi-gras-1850119796

A bonus song for Mardi Gras.

https://trinidadexpress.com/

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What an idea.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-updates-to-classic-books-that-promote-diversity-and-inclusion

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Musical Editor:  Is this about people who can’t sing, LL?

Hmmmmmmmm Cat:  No it’s about Hummingbirds.  This article was inspired by loyal reader Ken M.   They are packing their bags.   The links are in no particular order.

https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/ruby-throated-hummingbird

https://www.perkypet.com/articles/ruby-throated-hummingbird-migration

http://extension.msstate.edu/news/southern-gardening/2022/keep-feeders-full-for-fall-hummingbird-migration

https://www.birdsandblooms.com/birding/attracting-hummingbirds/five-fascinating-facts-about-fall-hummingbird-migration/

You don’t need special food mixtures.  Tap/hose water is fine.  Mix 1 part regular sugar with 4 parts water.  No dye is necessary.

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You asked for it.  I didn’t recognize her without Admiral Levine.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/fashion-designer-claims-sam-brinton-wore-her-stolen-clothes/

https://vk.com/wall-194944166_3565013?lang=en

I’m tired of people with mental issues.

Check your weather.

https://www.weather.gov/forecastmaps

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It’s what the Democrats voted for.  The next ballots might be radioactive.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/02/26/obamas-wh-doctor-warns-bidens-cognitive-decline-brings-us-closer-to-all-out-war-with-russia-china-n2619971

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The EPA, railroad, and federal agencies should have had medical people there two weeks ago.  All pregnant women should be staying in Biden’s empty properties.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/25/east-palestine-ohio-locals-reveal-illnesses-fury-at-biden/

https://nypost.com/2023/02/25/biden-invokes-aretha-franklin-when-asked-about-ohio-train-disaster/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/02/26/texas-michigan-were-unaware-hazardous-waste-from-ohio-train-derailment-was-taken-to-their-areas-n2619970

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Another train wreck.

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2023/02/26/norfolk-southern-freight-train-derailed-north-carolina/

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This is a bunch of meet me half-way feces.  Pigleosi starts the crap and the Republicans are supposed to not return the favor.  FJB and this idea.  Jeffries is further left than Pigwoman.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/02/25/mccarthy-and-jeffries-form-task-force-to-boot-lawmakers-from-committees-n2619960

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When did the Pentagon start making political statements ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/02/19/elon-musk-rips-pentagon-dei-tweet-your-strategic-imperative-defending-united-states/

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Why not, the Lemon “SO” guy didn’t say Levine was past his prime.  The Sphinx uses XX-XY to explain sex.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/02/23/rachel-levine-mentioned-in-book-n2619875

Maybe this will solve one mystery.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/02/23/missing-person-madeleine-mccann-update-n2619877

The entire Fetterman circumstances make this cat want to take a shower.  Joey and Kamala aren’t any better.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/24/gisele-fettermans-husband-goes-to-the-hospital-she-takes-a-trip-that-raises-eyebrows-n708248

This exists in almost every agency and media company.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/02/25/fbi-whistleblower-exposes-fbi-politicization-and-abuse-against-conservatives-n2619964

Just enjoy your sex, and shut up.  You and the union teachers stop sexually abusing children.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2023/02/25/lgbt-ecologists-ogle-racist-parks-nonbinary-frogs-and-the-importance-of-public-places-for-gay-sex-n708366

 

It’s time again for the annual “Stella Awards.” For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald’s in New Mexico, where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right.

That’s right, these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy!

Here are the Stella’s for this year:

SEVENTH PLACE
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

SIXTH PLACE
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor’s hubcaps.

FIFTH PLACE
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, CT, was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn’t re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count ’em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner’s insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish Keep scratching. There are more.

FOURTH PLACE
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella’s when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor’s beagle – even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner’s fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

THIRD PLACE
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

SECOND PLACE
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000….oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.

FIRST PLACE
This year’s runaway First Place Stella Award winner was:

Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner’s manual that she couldn’t actually leave the driver’s seat while the cruise control was set The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?  $1,750,000, plus a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.