BREAKING  NEWS

The blockade is still in effect.

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/live-blog/live-updates-israel-lebanon-ceasefire-trump-iran-talks-hormuz-summit-rcna332294

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/04/17/heres-how-the-us-is-going-to-take-irans-enriched-uranium-n2674644

A patent is granted for an in-car toilet.   I can see every parking lot in any city filled with feces where the toilets are emptied—like in the old days when cigarette ash trays were emptied in parking lots.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/04/17/chinese-carmaker-patents-voice-controlled-onboard-toilet/

Go figure.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/us-news/pima-county-sheriff-reamed-for-misleading-nancy-has-been-located-as-nancy-guthrie-remains-unfound/

Trump on executions in Iran.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/04/17/trump-response-to-iran-plan-to-execute-four-more-protesters-n2674626

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Xanax is recalled.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/15/business/xanax-recalled-nationwide-how-to-check-if-your-anxiety-medication-is-included/

Honda recalls minivans.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2026/04/16/honda-recalls-440830-minivans-due-to-airbag-malfunction-issue/

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We will see.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/04/16/trump-iran-agrees-to-give-up-its-enriched-uranium-theyve-agreed-to-it-very-powerfully-n2201371

https://www.newsmax.com/ruddy/ruddy-donald-trump-iran/2026/04/16/id/1253115/

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Voters elected a Democrat Governor.   Dems love other peoples money.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/us-news/surprised-fifa-kicks-back-at-nj-gov-mikie-sherrills-outrage-over-world-cup-transportation-costs/

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Does Trader Joe’s owe you a 100 dollars ?

https://nypost.com/2026/04/16/lifestyle/are-you-eligible-for-trader-joes-class-action-settlement/

This sounds like a no-brainer.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/13/could-somaliland-become-a-new-us-outpost-in-battle-for-key-sea-lanes-n2201248

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Good.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/04/13/awkward-anti-us-pro-iran-spanish-prime-ministers-wife-just-criminally-charged-n2201233

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Winchester ammo is on strike.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/13/new-winchester-workers-now-on-strike-at-missouri-ammo-plant-n2201239

Much ado about nothing.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/04/15/new-york-times-appalled-texas-rangers-giving-one-riot-one-ranger-statue-home-stadium/

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NATIONAL

The mentally ill killers should not be released early.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/13/us-news/trans-baby-killer-freed-30-years-early-and-launches-onlyfans/

Sydney’s genes turned bad.    She should have stuck to jean ads.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/04/13/fans-freak-over-sydney-sweeneys-euphoria-character-dressing-as-a-half-naked-baby-in-season-3/

California has probably passed Minnesomalia in frauds.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/15/new-jd-vance-shuts-down-447-la-hospices-in-600m-fraud-crackdown-n2201306

I wonder why this wasn’t discovered in the past 80 years ?

https://nypost.com/2026/04/15/health/men-with-this-habit-may-double-partners-risk-of-miscarriage/

She is a fool.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/04/16/fresh-humiliation-for-scotus-justice-sotomayor-as-she-has-to-apologize-to-brett-kavanaugh-for-cheap-shot-n2201342

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Mamdinky

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2026/04/14/mamdani-plans-to-bring-bread-lines-back-but-now-with-better-branding-n4951789

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/04/14/new-york-democrats-want-to-ban-bb-guns-n2674383

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The Self Improving Editor:     Do cat’s have quotes to help them through life, LL ?

The Out Of Context Cat:    Not really, we learn things the hard way.    Here are some quotes from ‘once famous people.’

https://www.thegentlemansjournal.com/article/the-10-wisest-quotes-of-all-time/

 Shakespeare has some good ones.

https://www.biography.com/authors-writers/a64501313/the-most-famous-shakespeare-quotes?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=mgu_ga_bio_md_pmx_prog_mix_us_23713971080&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23713988552&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItr6h3aXckwMV4EB_AB1JnjJfEAAYASAAEgL-FfD_BwE

The Pawns will look like Dale Earnhardt.

https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Giving peace a chance.

https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-east-celebrates-ceasefire-with-massive-fireworks-show

https://pjmedia.com/