Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

“In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.”
Mark Twain

Fun Facts: Really? Part 6

The Japanese company YKK makes approximately half of the world’s zippers.

There’s a golf course in Brisbane, Australia with full-grown bull sharks living in the water hazards.

A kitchen faucet would need to be turned on all the way for at least forty-five years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in the average lifetime.

The puffer fish, or blowfish, has enough toxin in it to kill thirty adult humans, and there is no antidote; but amazingly, the meat of some puffer fish is still considered a culinary delicacy.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.

You Can Bet On It…

This is the horoscope that my mentor sent to me yesterday.
AMEN…that has been my philosophy for my whole life.
No change necessary. It has worked for me for 75 years!
-Sheila Tolley-

THE SPHINX—WILD ANIMALS

These people sound hopeless.   Vote new people in.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/07/27/7-grocery-stores-shut-down-in-chicago-n2680171

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POLITICS

CBS is just as smelly as ever.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/26/cbs-news-host-tried-to-spar-with-this-gop-senator-on-the-save-america-act-it-went-poorly-for-her-n2680156

Jack deserves to be indicted right behind Merrick Garland.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/rep-jim-jordan-refers-former-special-council-jack-smith-to-doj/

A cover up.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/23/thirty-years-later-fbi-record-exposes-a-missing-piece-of-the-twa-flight-800-investigation-n2204661

I cat-believe nothing these jokers say.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/07/23/brandon-gill-has-a-genius-plan-to-end-the-foreign-invasion-of-birth-tourism-n2204699

OTHER

The dems don’t even let the primary winners run–Kamala & Platner–much less vote what the supporters want.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/24/democrats-voter-suppression-lie-implodes-as-their-own-voters-back-id-requirements-n2204715

Some of the temporary guests have been here for 20 years.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/26/bye-now-ice-mounts-operations-to-remove-tps-haitians-from-the-united-states-n2204798

Lawless Seattle.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/07/27/three-dead-following-shootout-at-seattle-food-festival/

Hawaii is no better.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/26/us-news/california-family-left-in-a-pool-of-blood-after-horrific-anti-white-attack-at-exclusive-hawaii-resort/

And NYC.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/27/us-news/local-mom-who-gifted-ex-nypd-cops-innocent-son-the-bike-he-rode-before-he-was-fatally-shot-rages-at-mamdani/

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The Be Careful Editor:    What’s up with wild animals, LL ?

The Coyote Expert Cat:    Wild animals and humans don’t mix.    Everyone in authority seems to have told this ailing senior couple to buzz off concerning the coyote family under their trailer.   Someone should open a GoFundMe account for them.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/07/16/city-officials-management-company-refuse-to-help-elder-couple-terrorized-by-coyotes-under-their-home-n2204384

Maybe Gavin will pitch in ?

They are special.

https://genesiustimes.com/judge-rules-judges-above-the-law/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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So long Joe.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-heralded-as-first-president-to-author-his-memoir-posthumously

https://www.newsmax.com/

Bible Verse

MEMES


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Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/07/27/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2430406

Fun Facts: Really? Part 5

Henry Ford’s estimated net worth would have been two hundred billion dollars in today’s money.

According to a study published in the South African Journal of Science, traces of cannabis were detected on pipes that were found in William Shakespeare’s garden. Scientists examined twenty-four pipes using advanced gas chromatography methods and found cannabis on eight fragments, four of which were confirmed from the playwright’s garden. 

Disney Parks can actually refuse you access to their parks if they find that you have an objectionable tattoo.

It is easier to get into Harvard than it is to get a job at Apple’s newest store in New York. Harvard’s acceptance rate is seven percent, while Apple’s is only two percent.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Relationships are mostly just two people asking each other ‘what do you want to eat?’
until one of them dies.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—MORE IMPORTANT ITEMS

New Hampshire is screaming mad.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dnc-panel-picks-first-2028-primary-state-after-battle-over-key-voting-blocs

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Check your weather.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/heat-dome-expands-across-the-central-united-states-creating-dangerous-conditions-for-millions/

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You elected a Jew Hater–recall him.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/24/us-news/nyc-jewish-leaders-blast-mamdani-after-upper-west-side-stabbings-call-for-hate-crime-charges/

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A stupid idea.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/trump-admin-federal-waters-nuclear-energy/2026/07/22/id/1263728/

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Georgia’s Jon Ossoff.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/23/why-jon-ossoff-is-going-to-be-called-pretty-boy-soon-n2680049

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Nothing makes the Socialist-Democrats happy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/22/tremendous-trumps-working-class-tax-cuts-lead-to-manufacturing-revival-n2679874

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IRAN

If you can’t stop flights from Tehran, the IRGC is far from finished.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/07/22/new-yemen-threat-rubio-says-iran-now-flying-irgc-to-aid-houthis-n2204631#google_vignette

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SPORTS

Everyone is special.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/49427759/yankees-caballero-hit-pitch-clock-violation-crackdown

Give her a medal.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/07/22/sophie-cunningham-defends-her-stance-on-keeping-men-out-womens-sports-i-said-what-i-said/

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The Important Editor:    What are some items that may have gone unnoticed, LL ?

It’s Crazy Out There Cat:   Here are a few.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/07/15/pete-hegseth-is-on-the-hunt-for-low-t-troops-n2204349

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/15/exclusive-u-s-army-secretary-dan-driscoll-highlights-hitting-recruitment-numbers-early/

The surrogate birth plans need improvement.   The article doesn’t mention if the child received an early operation.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/julia-cassidy/2026/07/15/gay-couple-sues-surrogate-mother-for-refusing-to-abort-child-who-had-minor-birth-defect-n2679488

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=can+cleft+lips+be+repaired

DEI is a lie—remember walls don’t work.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/16/head-of-top-california-med-school-couldnt-say-this-biological-fact-during-a-congressional-hearing-n2679522

Why haven’t any state elected officials been indicted ???????????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/07/15/nick-shirley-and-ron-johnson-blow-lid-off-fraud-pipeline-that-sent-cash-straight-to-somalian-terrorists-n2679490

Vindman should be in prison.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/07/15/oh-so-now-impeachment-hoax-vindman-is-afraid-to-speak-up-n2679540

It’s almost over.

https://theonion.com/last-ever-global-warming-report-released-for-posterity/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Thank Joe, Schumer and Pigleosi ( if she is still alive ) for the 15 million illegals.

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-mysterious-link-between-trying-to-run-over-ice-agent-and-bullets-striking-windshield

https://redstate.com/