WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY
President Trump gets better and better. His third SOTU speech was awesome.
The night started off with the speaker of the house, Nancy Piglosi, immediately insulting our President. She renounced the traditional introduction: “Members of Congress, I have the great privilege and honor to introduce the President of the United States to you.”
Instead Piglosi used an abbreviated version: “Members of Congress, the President of the United States.”
Evidently, Piglosi forgot who was in the arena with her. Perhaps she had a few too many glasses of wine….AGAIN.
She eventually staggered up and found her place on stage beside our Fabulous Vice-President, Mike Pence. President Trump handed Piglosi her copy of his speech, after which, she extended her hand to grace him with a handshake from The Mighty Speaker Piglosi. My President Trump was having none of that….Hell No!
Speaker Piglosi is the Queen of San Francisco, better known as, America’s Cesspool. President Trump had no idea where that hand had been, but he knew he was not touching it.
That left Piglosi with a hand that she did not even want to touch herself. So, she spent the rest of the night re-arranging the pages of President Trump’s Perfect Speech. She moved it to the left, then moved it to the right, she moved it in, then moved it out, she moved it back in then she shook it all about. She done the Hokey Pokey and she turned her head around….and that’s what its all about.
After Speaker Piglosi had shuffled the printing off the pages of the speech, she began talking to herself. It appeared that her other personality was even ashamed to be seen with her. You will notice as she turns to her right and speaks (to no one)…she then looks back to the center….and once again starts the Trump Speech Shuffle.
I feel that I should explain the orange blob that you probably noticed in the audience at the SOTU speech last night. CNN will surely spin it as The Great Pumpkin left by Charlie Brown. Don’t be fooled. That is the Diaper Headdress of Ilhan Omar. As she pointed out earlier in the night, “This is my favorite hijab, my brother gave it to me shortly after I married him.”
After President Trump finished his fabulous third SOTU speech….Speaker Piglosi proceeded to rip her copy of the speech apart on National TV.
OOPS! I bet she forgot that…..”Any custodian of a public record who willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined, imprisoned or both and forfeit their office and be disqualified from holding any office in the United States.
I hope she does not get that pretty white pant suit dirty while she is in jail.
They changed the name of the state capital to Duh Moines. The voters should see what politicians got rich off of the new app.
What is going on with the Evil one, LL ?
Freedom Cat: I hope this is my last mention of the hero of the Democrats. He was the Man of the Year in Time Magazine in days gone by. His crimes were also covered up by the New York Times.
Here is a football coach who was suspended for exercising his freedom of speech, while stating that Hitler’s policies were terrible. He didn’t say he admired him, he wanted to know what made him tick. You learn from the past.
Ole Joe strikes again.
Here is someone just as Evil. He won’t put Jews in concentrations camps, but Republicans might be an option. He definitely wants to run the country without the courts and congress. Dictator is the title. I hope he wins the dems nomination, then we can see what American voters want.
Fancy Nancy Pigleosi wants to disbar Trump’s lawyers. She is a creepy, skanky bully. She isn’t used to seeing competent lawyers.
Here is another Evil person. None of the former Presidents or relatives need Secret Service protection. They are rich enough to pay their own way.
Senator Schumer’s guest is denied admission to the Senate trial because of an electronic device.
Those dems are crying now, for sure.
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