Archive | February 29, 2020

I told you…..

Feb29

“Earlier today, I told two Fine, Southern Gentleman….that in my earlier days (much earlier) there were hair products named: GEE, YOUR HAIR SMELLS TERRIFIC. They ignored me, as if….perhaps, I had consumed too much Muscadine Wine.

Here you go, boys! No handsome fella ever pushed me on a rope swing, but I loved this shampoo. It came in somewhere between Breck and Prell in my young life.

Joe Biden may need to place a lawsuit against this company for enabling his Hair Sniffing Syndrome.

-Sheila Tolley-

 

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TOO FUNNY……

Feb29

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A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?

“Little Larry says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while… banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson.

“And how about you, Sarah?”

“I wanna be Larry’s whore.”

 

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Tell it Dr. Drew……

Feb29

“Dr. Drew has it right! MSM just needs to shut THE HELL up. Their, as well as, the Democrat agenda is to topple the stock market. They would really love it if they could push this into a recession. After all, every other trick they have tried to bring President Trump down has failed miserably. I hope you will watch this post and pass it on to all your contacts.”
-Sheila Tolley-