All the members of the company’s Board of Directors were called into the Chairman’s office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned.
Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.
Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.
The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:
“Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?”
“Oh, no, sir, positively not…!” Ted replied.
“Are you absolutely sure…?” asked the chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her…!”
“You’d swear to that…?”
“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…” insisted Ted.
“Good, then you fire her!”
Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my
body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of
strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to
use my program without charge. Here are the things I have become good at:
* Beating around the bush
* Jumping to conclusions
* Climbing the walls
* Swallowing my pride
* Passing the buck
* Throwing my weight around
* Dragging my heels
* Pushing my luck
* Making Mountains out of molehills
* Hitting the nail on the head
* Wading through paperwork
* Bending over backwards
* Jumping on the bandwagon
* Balancing the books
* Running around in circles
* Eating crow
* Tooting my own horn
* Climbing the ladder of success
* Pulling out the stops
* Adding fuel to the fire
* Opening a can of worms
* Putting my foot in my mouth
* Starting the ball rolling
* Going over the edge
Chinese Facts About America—Our government approved all of this.
The Editor: Is Cuomo still not running for President, LL ?
NYC Cat: That’s what he says. Maybe he could do better managing America than his nursing homes.
TE: How did Cuomo come to your attention, NYCC ?
Three Lives Cat: Amigo has an old Sphinx that we published when Obama got his health fiasco passed. Amigo was going to open a final resting place for people to get eternal peace. Some one checked our archives on the article. These articles were searched. The first is for poor people.
The second was for rich and influential people.
TE: How do you know it was Cuomo who checked the files, TLC ?
TLC: I like that, Amigo will name our new enterprise TLC. We used the same company to check our files that the DNC used in Russia Gate.
TE: Who will you get to operate your facilities, TLC ?
Amigo said that we would get Democratic HOR members or Senators. He said that the only people they loved killing more than citizens too old and sick to vote, was to kill unborn or recently born babies.
TE: Does Amigo have any other ideas ?
TLC: He wants to give an extra Republican vote in federal elections for each abortion. Using 2017 figures that would be 828,000 extra Republican votes.
In case you did not know what “dog tired” really means.
“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses,
for you only get to play one round.”
WRITTEN BY: CATHY BROWN
It is time to wake up sheeple! We have been duped!
Covid 19 may have started in China, but a few people did not want a tragic outbreak to go to waste. So they immediately jumped aboard Covid 19 and took us for a ride to make themselves richer.
It starts with the big money man, the most demonic person on earth, George Soros. He funds all things possible against humanity. Soros is good friends with the Clintons, who are good friends with Bill and Melinda Gates. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation colluded with Monsanto on their vaccines. These vaccines left many people and children in Africa and India with debilitating problems. Bill and Melinda Gates are good friends with Dr. Anthony Fauci. He loves the limelight and holds our future in his hands, for years to come.
These people want to milk Covid 19 for all it is worth. They want people to believe that their poison vaccine is the answer. It may very well be an electronic chip inserted into our body. They want to have control over us. All this bull that we have been hearing for months has tied the hands of President Trump. If he says “enough of this, let’s get back to normal” then MSM and Democrats will say “Trump does not care about our well being, or our lives.”
This is a line we hear from the Democrats often when they are trying to pass their Socialist health care plan. I am not highly educated, but I do have enough common sense to recognize a scam which uses millions of Sheeple.
Some can see the light and they know this does not resonate with their soul. I can only say: stay awake, be a watchman, and let the spirit guide you. Don’t be deceived, the end of this is not near and we will have a lot more of this nonsense to go through. The people who want more money and control will continue to promote Covid 19 vaccines.
I don’t wish to be in the round up. I do what I can by writing to my Congress person and Senators. Just think, they really hold our lives and futures in their hands. Don’t be a sheeple. Please be a part of the few smart people who stand up and let their voice be heard. Don’t become part of the herd of Sheeple. I know that many of you have questioned this. I do not know a single person who has had the Virus, or died from this Virus. How many do you know? Why do they want to test every one of us? Google the HR 6666 Contact Tracing Act, a law Congress wants to pass so that everyone must be tested. They want to make this a world wide law. Since when has our U.S Laws imposed a world wide law? They do not want this tragedy to go to waste. Vaccines imposed world wide will bring a lot of money to these already rich Sheeple Herders.
I say, “Do not invade my privacy, stay the hell away.”