Archive | May 4, 2020

Because he had to….

Old man biker | Biker birthday, Biker quotes, Riding motorcycle

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”

The old timer said, “I’m a biker and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight on Sundays and out sliding around corners, “shootin” sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, wildest mountains I can find at the crack of dawn.”

The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?” The old biker said, “Who said my dad’s dead?”

The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he?”

The old biker said, “He’s 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that’s why he’s still alive… he’s a biker too.”

The doctor said, “Well, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad? How old was he when he died?”

The old biker said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead?”

The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your grandfather’s still living! How old is he?”

The old biker replied, “He’s 117 years old.”

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, “I guess he went riding with you this Sunday too?”

The old timer said, “No… Grandpa couldn’t go this week because he got married.”

The Doctor said in amazement, “Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?”

To this, the old biker smiled and answered,
“Who said he wanted to?”

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THE SPHINX—-TRUST

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It will be nice if this day isn’t mentioned.   American restaurants and bars promoted it to sell more liquor.

https://nationaltoday.com/cinco-de-mayo/

https://www.redstate.com/

https://www.oann.com/weightlifting-the-mountain-bjornsson-deadlifts-501-kg-to-set-world-record/

https://www.redstate.com/wag/2020/05/02/chip-chip-has-a-logical-answer-to-stupid-leftist-tweets/

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/hillary-biden-endorsement-jimmy-failla

https://www.foxnews.com/media/tara-reade-family-online-harassment-creepy-voice-messages

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The Editor:  Is that your title, one word, LL ?

https://twitter.com/HopeHeck/status/1256085757728403459?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Fflorida-man-labels-boat-trump-after-blocked-from-flying-trump-flag-on-dock

Uno Cat:  It is for today.  I don’t trust any banks, people, bureaus, institutions, and especially government agencies of any kind.  They have to earn it.  In God I trust.  Here is good ole Harvard University saying that parents should not home school their children.  What a bunch of  self-righteous  dung beetles.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tomlindsay/2020/04/21/to-save-the-children-harvard-magazine-calls-for-the-abolition-of-the-family/#5a41b1b24f41

https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/04/how-does-a-harvard-professor-think-its-authoritarian-to-allow-parents-to-teach-their-kids/

They want to brainwash your children, to instill their non-religion and non-values in them.  It starts in preschool.

https://www.redstate.com/stu-in-sd/2020/03/11/cartoons-and-kids-%E2%80%93-that%E2%80%99s-where-the-social-engineers-start-their-brainwashing/

Don’t trust your landlord.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/rentstrike-newyork-california-omar/2020/05/01/id/965693/

I trust Joe.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/04/29/progressive-mag-counterpunch-sexual-misconduct-allegations-swirling-around-biden-for-many-years/

Here is a big race in Lock-Down-Land.  Trust the winner to not have a thruple.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2020/04/29/ca25-smith-raises-awareness-for-sexual-assault-while-remaining-silent-on-tara-reades-claims-n2567889

I trust the Washington Post, owned by Bezos and Amazon,  to lie.  Break up the monopoly.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2020/05/01/ted-cruz-goes-on-twitter-rant-ripping-wapo-for-pleasing-communist-overlords-n2568021

Doug Collins is looking good in Georgia, USA.

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/poll-georgia-senate-candidate-kelly-loeffler-trails-rep-collins-by-over-40-points-among-gop-voters/

You can trust Susan.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2020/04/29/if-susan-rice-knew-about-the-trump-dossier-when-did-obama-find-out-about-this-trumprussia-collusion-circus-n2567891

https://variety.com/2018/digital/news/netflix-ambassador-susan-rice-board-1202738289/

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-netflix-obama/barack-and-michelles-next-act-tv-deal-with-netflix-idUSKCN1IM1X2

Susan is still asleep from her Obama service as National Security Advisor and UN Ambassador.  An indictment from the Durham investigation might wake her up.