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Turtles and Fence Posts: Sometimes We All Need a Hand • Progressology

 

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old  Virginia farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

 

Eventually the topic got around to Biden and his possible role as our president. The old farmer said, ‘Well, ya know, Biden is a ‘Post Turtle”. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was. 

 

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.

 

  The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”

Best explanation I’ve heard yet.

Do the math….

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Donald Trump Releases Second-Term Agenda

 

“Isn’t it an incredible feeling to finally have a President who is not a politician? If this agenda was released by anyone other than Donald Trump, we would wave it away, roll our eyes, shake our head and say ‘Yeah right!’

BUT, we trust Donald Trump for the same reasons that the Democrats/Socialists/Communists hate him… Because he keeps his promises, makes things happen and Loves America!

I am so proud to be a TRUMPLICAN!”

-Sheila Tolley-

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JOBS

  1. Create 10 Million New Jobs in 10 Months

  2. Create 1 Million New Small Businesses

  3. Cut Taxes to Boost Take-Home Pay and Keep Jobs in America

  4. Enact Fair Trade Deals that Protect American Jobs

  5. “Made in America” Tax Credits

  6. Expand Opportunity Zones

  7. Continue Deregulatory Agenda for Energy Independence

ERADICATE COVID-19

  1. Develop a Vaccine by The End Of 2020

  2. Return to Normal in 2021

  3. Make All Critical Medicines and Supplies for Healthcare Workers in The United States

  4. Refill Stockpiles and Prepare for Future Pandemics

END OUR RELIANCE ON CHINA

  1. Bring Back 1 Million Manufacturing Jobs from China

  2. Tax Credits for Companies that Bring Back Jobs from China

  3. Allow 100% Expensing Deductions for Essential Industries like Pharmaceuticals and Robotics who Bring Back their Manufacturing to the United States

  4. No Federal Contracts for Companies who Outsource to China

  5. Hold China Fully Accountable for Allowing the Virus to Spread around the World

HEALTHCARE

  1. Cut Prescription Drug Prices

  2. Put Patients and Doctors Back in Charge of our Healthcare System

  3. Lower Healthcare Insurance Premiums

  4. End Surprise Billing

  5. Cover All Pre-Existing Conditions

  6. Protect Social Security and Medicare

  7. Protect Our Veterans and Provide World-Class Healthcare and Services

 EDUCATION

  1. Provide School Choice to Every Child in America

  2. Teach American Exceptionalism

DRAIN THE SWAMP

  1. Pass Congressional Term Limits

  2. End Bureaucratic Government Bullying of U.S. Citizens and Small Businesses

  3. Expose Washington’s Money Trail and Delegate Powers Back to People and States

  4. Drain the Globalist Swamp by Taking on International Organizations That Hurt American Citizens

DEFEND OUR POLICE

  1. Fully Fund and Hire More Police and Law Enforcement Officers

  2. Increase Criminal Penalties for Assaults on Law Enforcement Officers

  3. Prosecute Drive-By Shootings as Acts of Domestic Terrorism

  4. Bring Violent Extremist Groups Like ANTIFA to Justice

  5. End Cashless Bail and Keep Dangerous Criminals Locked Up until Trial

END ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND PROTECT AMERICAN WORKERS

  1. Block Illegal Immigrants from Becoming Eligible for Taxpayer-Funded Welfare, Healthcare, and Free College Tuition

  2. Mandatory Deportation for Non-Citizen Gang Members

  3. Dismantle Human Trafficking Networks

  4. End Sanctuary Cities to Restore our Neighborhoods and Protect our Families

  5. Prohibit American Companies from Replacing United States Citizens with Lower-Cost Foreign Workers

  6. Require New Immigrants to Be Able to Support Themselves Financially

INNOVATE FOR THE FUTURE

  1. Launch Space Force, Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon and Send the First Manned Mission to Mars

  2. Build the World’s Greatest Infrastructure System

  3. Win the Race to 5G and Establish a National High-Speed Wireless Internet Network

  4. Continue to Lead the World in Access to the Cleanest Drinking Water and Cleanest Air

  5. Partner with Other Nations to Clean Up our Planet’s Oceans

AMERICA FIRST FOREIGN POLICY

  1. Stop Endless Wars and Bring Our Troops Home

  2. Get Allies to Pay their Fair Share

  3. Maintain and Expand America’s Unrivaled Military Strength

  4. Wipe Out Global Terrorists Who Threaten to Harm Americans

  5. Build a Great Cybersecurity Defense System and Missile Defense System

I hate it when…..

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BEST MEME COLLECTION….

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This is an EVIL Woman !

“You may need to scroll down a little to locate the ‘Start Arrow’ for this movie. I hope you will watch it and forward it to all your contacts. Can you just imagine our country with this EVIL woman as VP or President ?”

-Sheila Tolley-

How many is that?

Joe Biden struggles to complete sentence about his mental fitness - YouTube

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told Joe Biden:
“This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19.”

Biden’s face went egg-shell white with shock.  The blood drained from his face, and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the floor.

Minutes passed and, to everyone’s relief, Biden got up shakily and then sat back on his chair.  His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from Joe Biden, nervously watching as he sat, head in hands.

Finally, Joe looked up and with a shaky quivering voice asked Dr. Fauci,
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“How many people is a brazillion?”

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