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Three pastries

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Trump and Biden go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Joe steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

Joe says to Trump, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election”.

Trump says to Biden , “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

Trump goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Trump asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pastries?”

Trump replies, “Look in Joe’s pocket.”


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THE SPHINX—HOW POLLS WORK

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Chris Wallace has been a Demcomm for years.

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/09/29/hilarious-and-great-moments-when-trump-laid-biden-low-in-the-first-debate/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2020/09/30/chris-wallace–very-fine-people-lie-n2577186

Supreme news.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/rachel-campos-duffy-feminists-amy-coney-barrett

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This article further exposes the Demcoms lies.  From now on I report Democrats as Communist ( Demcomms ).

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2020/09/09/gov-noem-rejects-report-that-sturgis-rally-led-to-thousands-of-covid-cases-as-fiction-n2575835

https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrissey/2020/09/11/super-bust-new-gallup-poll-shows-sports-industry-popular-big-pharma-feds/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/25/blue-state-blues-the-trumpian-virtues/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2020/09/26/reshattering-the-blue-wall-the-rust-belt-trends-towards-trump-in-new-poll-n2576966

https://www.oann.com/

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Ask Me Later Editor:  Are you familiar with polls, LL ?

I Know A Lot Cat:  I know you can’t make Polish jokes anymore.  I don’t understand why, they are mostly white and Christian.  Here is a great article about political polls.  Caution—jokes apply to all people.

https://culture.pl/en/article/the-anatomy-of-a-polish-joke

https://www.redstate.com/scotthounsell/2020/09/08/your-definitive-guide-to-understanding-polling/

Personally, I think too many are just made-up nonsense like almost everything the MSM reports.  They want to get Republicans to think Biden is ahead.  I think Joe is Wile E. Coyote, and gets his ideas from Acme & Recycled Clinton BS.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/trump-campaign-adam-schiff-looney-tunes

https://www.redstate.com/scotthounsell/2020/09/28/it-is-almost-october-first-it-is-time-to-stop-using-national-polls/

Here is a meaningless poll.  The interesting part is only 35 % of respondents trust the media, they must be dems.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/voters-covid-19-vaccine-opinion-poll/

This is The Sphinx’s favorite poll.

https://dornsife.usc.edu/usc-dornsife-los-angeles-times-poll/

https://news.usc.edu/110639/usc-dornsifel-a-times-outlier-poll-rings-true-as-donald-trump-wins/

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/how-two-polls-predicted-trumps-surprise-victory

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/07/09/model-that-has-predicted-the-last-25-of-27-presidential-elections-correctly-has-trump-winning…by-a-lot/

Here is a Miami Poll.

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/09/08/more-bad-news-polling-for-biden-good-for-trump-in-the-critical-state-of-florida/

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/11/top-10-election-day-songs/