Trump and Biden go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Joe steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
Joe says to Trump, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election”.
Trump says to Biden , “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
Trump goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Trump asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, “Look in Joe’s pocket.”