ON MY SOAPBOX…Why the sad face



My incoming emails, replies and comments continue to be so very sad. You can rest assured that all my correspondence comes from Republicans. I know that is true because Democrats hate me. That makes me smile. I want them to continue to hate me. The more the better. That is the trick..we must turn our negative democrat energy into positive Republican energy.

So what do you have to smile about?

Americans still live in the greatest nation in the world. We have a Very Strong Republican President who has never, in his life, consumed alcohol, smoked cigarettes, or used  non-prescribed drugs. Without debate, most of the followers of Tolley’s Topics are in my age bracket. I ask you to ask yourself…in all your years….have you ever drank a beer? Shared a cocktail with a friend? Smoked a cigarette? Smoked pot? If your answer is no to all these questions,  I know for sure, I do not know you and I have never met you. But, in either case, be very proud that we have such a strong man as president of our country.

Isn’t it wonderful that he is Kicking China’s Wuhan Virus’ butt?

What about RBG? I will not publicly say that I am glad she died. But I am so, so happy that God had an opening in Democrat Heaven while my Republicans still control the senate. That is amazing timing. Do you realize how happy you should be that God had that opening at such an important moment in Republican America?

Now, I could list all the amazing battles  that Donald Trump has won for America. But. I assure you, I have posted them over and over for followers of Tolley’s Topics.

Here is a really quick, no-brainer for you…without our Electoral College…Hillary Clinton would be running for Re-election right now, because she won the popular vote in 2016.

So, can I get a Hallelujah? Can I get an Amen? A salute for our Electoral College?

Let’s take today and think of all the wonderful reasons Republicans should be happy.

My mentor has taught me that….”if I do not like the news…just consider it entertainment” that works to help me stay positive. Because so far….every trick, lie and scam the Democrats have tried to hurt Trump has come back to them like a Boomerang on steroids. 

Now, turn off Fox News….TURN ON  OAN……OR NEWSMAX.

I am really sick of the old phrase “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”

So, if life gives you lemons:

Make a Tom Collins, a Tequila Sour, or a Whiskey Smash.

BUT…Smile, Dammit!

Through all the many Democrat Storms, Trump has held our umbrella. So…stay positive for him. Let’s hold his umbrella for him as he continues to squash this chinese bug.

Thumbs up for Donald Trump!


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In 2016…..

hillary clinton – Lee Duigon

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President and this has happened to her.

She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!   I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is  all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???”

There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.

She screams again, “DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!”

Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, 

“Who is this?”

Clinton shifty eyes - Imgflip



Desert Island Discs - Part 2 - Refresh This Page

A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle – a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few more weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening – red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze -perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Nancy
and told her he hadn’t been with a woman for months.

Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do
for him.

He said,

‘Take the dog for a walk.’



Memes for today