A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle – a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.
A few more weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.
That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening – red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze -perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Nancy
and told her he hadn’t been with a woman for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do
‘Take the dog for a walk.’