Another wedding?

 

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

 “Of course, madam,”  replied the sales clerk,  “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?”

 The bride-to-be said,  “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”

 “Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning.”

 “WELL!” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness,  “I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.  Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

 You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.

 My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never again spoke to each other.”

 “What about your third husband?”

“That one was a democrat senator ,” said the woman,  “and every night,  he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, if I would just take that vaccine.”

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Good Pics…….

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Montana  Bear Tragedy   

This is a very  sad story about a bear… Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don’t forage for themselves any longer.  It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country’s wildlife.  The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect  U.S.  wildlife.

Animals that were formerly  self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party.  They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.   This photo is of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat.  He’s nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.

 

Artist Andoni Bastarrika creates realistic sand sculptures of animals

 

THE SPHINX—THEY ARE BACK AND LIES

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Trump’s remembrance.

http://cdn.donaldjtrump.com/djtweb/lp/new_vid_0909.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=ncl_amplify&utm_campaign=20210910-new_save_america_launches_you_will_never_be_forgotten_memorial_video_ahead_of_20th_anniversary_of_911&utm_content=ncl-7GemXdcBQv&_nlid=7GemXdcBQv&_nsid=%recipient.send_uuid%

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Court agrees with DeSantis.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/desantis-mask-mandate-ban-court-uphold/2021/09/10/id/1035899/

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Instead of packing the court, let’s unpack the dems from the HOR and Senate.  They are EVIL.

https://www.npr.org/2021/09/09/1035092720/progressives-want-justice-stephen-breyer-to-retire-his-response-not-yet

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/09/10/white-house-describes-taliban-as-professional-and-businesslike-n2595655

I hope it falls to 29 %–to match the rise in inflation.  In another month everyone in America will pay 10 % more for everything they buy than when Joe Took Office.  That’s a 10 % pay cut.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/09/08/poll-joe-bidens-approval-rating-collapses-to-39-percent-lowest-of-presidency/

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/09/10/bidenflation-producer-prices-soar-a-record-8-3/

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The Biden supporters are surprised that the Taliban act like terrorists.  America deserves a cleansing.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/09/08/the-biden-administration-really-didnt-see-this-coming-in-afghanistan-n2595504

Ole Joe, the dems, and MSM are all part of the DICTATOR GOVERNMENT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/09/10/biden-threatens-to-use-powers-as-president-to-get-uncooperative-governors-out-of-the-way-n2595654

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This is a payback to the construction companies for political contributions/support.  The California train is 10 times worse.

https://nypost.com/2021/09/07/hochul-urged-to-scrap-laguardia-airtrain-by-advocates/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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Remember about 51 % of voters voted for Biden.  This poll is significant if it is accurate.  It doesn’t make any difference if the R’s let the D’s count the ballots.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/09/07/poll-63-percent-believe-biden-administration-botched-afghanistan-withdrawal/

The Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-on-the-right-side-of-history-says-party-whose-abortion-position-is-endorsed-by-north-korea-harvey-weinstein-church-of-satan

https://redstate.com/

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The Ancient Editor:  Who is back, LL ?  Is it Elvis, Marilyn, Michael, James Dean, Jesus, Mohammad, or our Founders ?

The Good Old Days Cat:  It’s ABBA–those were the days.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2021/09/03/abba-has-returned-yes-really-n437457

The Democrats are going to swap Biden for Jimmy Caaarrrter when we aren’t looking.  They want to nip this temporary inflation at 20 percent, unemployment at 10 percent, and house mortgages at 19 percent.  Georgia might even win a national title–1980 was their last one–when JC was President.

https://www.si.com/college/2021/09/05/georgia-beats-clemson-kirby-smart-defense

That’s enough of the past for a while, here are some great lies.  There are so many, I will try to find some funny ones.  The horse medicine is a Nobel Prize winner, and approved by the FDA.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/09/05/egg-covers-faces-after-a-viral-claim-about-ivermectin-completely-implodes-n438298

Another of Joe’s lies pops up—-like Corn Pop.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/09/04/white-house-admits-joe-biden-never-visited-tree-of-life-synagogue-after-2018-massacre/

The last time the USPS told the truth about accidents, stamps cost 3 cents.  Joe’s Pentagon Generals must be in charge.

https://justthenews.com/accountability/watchdogs/postal-service-has-crash-problem-its-having-lot-them-and-isnt-reporting

General Milley–Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff– says they planned everything, that would include our 13 dead soldiers.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2021/09/04/milley-what-you-saw-unfold-with-afghanistan-evacuation-was-one-of-the-plans-there-was-an-extensive-amount-of-planning-in-this/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/05/california-woman-in-kabul-says-taliban-hunting-americans/

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/mccaul-afghanistan-taliban/2021/09/05/id/1035121/

That’s enough lies today.  The dems try and try but they can’t quite stretch the lies far enough.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2021/09/04/san-francisco-giants-and-los-angeles-dodgers-keep-baseball-wonderfully-weird-n438189

America needs a restart.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0qgaVMD7Kve6W5yTyrd0LQZ1qpM=/0x0:3500×2425/1920×0/filters:focal(0x0:3500×2425):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19964119/calvin_hobbes_final_comic_strip.jpg

TODAY’S MEMES

“I was hesitant about posting this meme…I was afraid she may see it and think we want her to come back.”

-Sheila Tolley-