A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning.”
“WELL!” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never again spoke to each other.”
“What about your third husband?”
“That one was a democrat senator ,” said the woman, “and every night, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, if I would just take that vaccine.”
This is a very sad story about a bear… Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don’t forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country’s wildlife. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect U.S. wildlife.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. This photo is of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat. He’s nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.
I hope it falls to 29 %–to match the rise in inflation. In another month everyone in America will pay 10 % more for everything they buy than when Joe Took Office. That’s a 10 % pay cut.
Remember about 51 % of voters voted for Biden. This poll is significant if it is accurate. It doesn’t make any difference if the R’s let the D’s count the ballots.
The Democrats are going to swap Biden for Jimmy Caaarrrter when we aren’t looking. They want to nip this temporary inflation at 20 percent, unemployment at 10 percent, and house mortgages at 19 percent. Georgia might even win a national title–1980 was their last one–when JC was President.
That’s enough of the past for a while, here are some great lies. There are so many, I will try to find some funny ones. The horse medicine is a Nobel Prize winner, and approved by the FDA.
A Spiral Aurora over Iceland Image Credit & Copyright: Davide Necchi
Explanation: What’s happened to the sky? Aurora! Captured in 2015, this aurora was noted by Icelanders for its great brightness and quick development. The aurora resulted from a solar storm, with high energy particles bursting out from the Sun and through a crack in Earth’s protective magnetosphere a few days later. Although a spiral pattern can be discerned, creativehumans might imagine the complex glow as an atmospheric apparition of any number ofcommonicons. In the foreground of the featured image is the Ölfusá River while the lights illuminate a bridge in Selfoss City. Just beyond the low clouds is a nearly full Moon. The liveliness of the Sun — and likely the resulting auroras on Earth — is slowly increasing as the Sun emerges from a Solar minimum, a historically quiet period in its 11-year cycle.
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