A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning.”
“WELL!” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never again spoke to each other.”
“What about your third husband?”
“That one was a democrat senator ,” said the woman, “and every night, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, if I would just take that vaccine.”
I hope it falls to 29 %–to match the rise in inflation. In another month everyone in America will pay 10 % more for everything they buy than when Joe Took Office. That’s a 10 % pay cut.
Remember about 51 % of voters voted for Biden. This poll is significant if it is accurate. It doesn’t make any difference if the R’s let the D’s count the ballots.
The Democrats are going to swap Biden for Jimmy Caaarrrter when we aren’t looking. They want to nip this temporary inflation at 20 percent, unemployment at 10 percent, and house mortgages at 19 percent. Georgia might even win a national title–1980 was their last one–when JC was President.
That’s enough of the past for a while, here are some great lies. There are so many, I will try to find some funny ones. The horse medicine is a Nobel Prize winner, and approved by the FDA.
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