ON MY SOAPBOX…How Sweet It Is

WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Evidently PINO Biden is extremely concerned about a truly massive problem in America. In fact, this dilemma affects 120 countries around the world. Biden is in a quandary and perplexed about resolving this difficult situation.

Like you, I am also a nervous wreck over this issue. The good news is, you can rest a little easier tonight because…..

PINO Biden’s Federal Trade Commission has begun to look into the too-oft broken McDonald’s ice cream machines, which have angered consumers and franchise owners for years.

WHEW! I feel so much better now. Just think about the ramifications that could have happened if PINO Biden’s FTC had not jumped on this problem immediately. We could find ourselves with some teenagers who are no longer obese.

What would retailers do with all the Chunky-Teen-Dream Clothes that are so popular? What about Amazon’s huge inventory of the new PHAT selection of ladies clothes? We all know China is not going to take them back.

One member of the FTC stupidly asked this question, “Sir, what should we do about the  pending investigation of the Dominion Voting Machines?”

That question created a job opening at the FTC which will be added to  Joe’s “New Jobs Created” total.

At the conclusion of this Ice Cream Fiasco, PINO Biden has assigned a team to investigate and equalize the color distribution in the packs of Skittles and confirm the ratio of Chocolate to Peanut Butter in Reeses’ cups.

 

You Can Get a 3-Pound Bag of Skittles on Amazon for $9

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HAPPY LABOR DAY from Tolley’s Topics….

…just remember The GOOGLE God knows everything and he is always watching. He is making his list and checking it twice. Gonna find out whose naughty or nice!

 

“NO VACCINE & NO MASK ON LABOR DAY…IT IS LUMPS OF COAL FOR YOU THIS CHRISTMAS.”

GOOGLE

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THE SPHINX—QUESTIONS

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Keep voting for the dems.  You should be over $5.00 per gallon in a few days.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/09/04/happy-labor-day-californians-to-pay-their-highest-gas-prices-ever-this-holiday-weekend-n2595291

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We will see.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/jackson-taliban-afghanistan-legitimate/2021/09/03/id/1035037/

The R’s never learn about voting for the dems budget.  The R’s aren’t any better.

https://www.oann.com/nancy-pelosi-under-fire-for-adding-200m-earmark-for-presidio-park-in-san-francisco/

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Just a little sports BS to keep you informed.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/09/03/the-6-preapproved-social-justice-messages-the-nfl-will-allow-on-helmets-this-season-n2595260

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2021/09/02/if-mark-cuban-refuses-play-anthem-again-hell-have-pay-state-texas/

College football.   The Dawgs beat Clempson, it might be their year or not.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal090421/the-fans-bands-drama-week-1-college-football-reminds-us-missed-2020

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What a deal on justice.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/31/6500-accused-felons-go-scot-free-as-nyc-das-decline-to-prosecute/

The R’s have to keep reminding everyone.

https://www.breitbart.com/midterm-election/2021/09/01/poll-joe-biden-sinking-approval-rating-endangers-democrats-coast-to-coast/

Nancy finds a foreman to head her infrastructure plan–the shovel-ready stuff.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/01/wild-cockatoos-observed-using-tools-as-cutlery-to-extract-seeds-from-tropical-fruit

While you watch the Cockatoo supervise parrots, Nancy is using the real infrastructure money to unload tons of CRT and LGBTQIUM at every school board meeting and public college/university in America.

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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The White people are responsible for everything–everyone is a victim.

https://redstate.com/wag/2019/10/21/moral-equivalency-101-n118096

Priorities matter.

https://www.breitbart.com/pre-viral/2021/09/03/bidens-ftc-looking-mcdonalds-broken-ice-cream-machines/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The History Editor:  Why are you not writing as much about politics, LL ?

Save Energy Cat:  I can’t keep up with refuting the Biden, Pentagon, Psaki lies, so I report on real news.  Here is an example of the Biden creeps vs. Harry Truman ( c. 1948 ).

https://nypost.com/2021/08/29/trumans-airlift-shows-how-bad-bidens-afghan-evacuation-truly-is/

At one point, a plane full of food and supplies was landing every 30 seconds at Berlin’s three air corridors.

THE:  Where is Kamala, SEC ?

She is in Australia, getting their plans for COVID incarceration.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/09/03/atlantic-writer-is-australia-even-a-liberal-democracy-anymore-after-its-covid-hysterics-n2595243

THE:  In your travels over the past year have you found a suitable COVID policy, SEC ?

The one at Amherst College in Massachusetts is my choice.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scottmorefield/2021/08/29/brace-yourselves-this-colleges-new-covid-restrictions-are-almost-too-insane-to-be-believed-n2594962

THE:  Did you see the news about the Millennial Tower in San Franleano, SEC ?

I sure did.  We have been reporting on this leaning building for about 5 years.  It’s like the Champlain Tower in Florida.  It wasn’t built on bedrock.  The company saved a few million and it is going to cost hundreds of millions when it crashes.  Some California/San Francisco big-time politician was bribed to get the approval of  the city government.

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2021/08/27/repairs-sinking-san-francisco-skyscraper-on-hold-engineering-expert-blasts-plan/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Tower_(San_Francisco)

This video was 5 years ago, the owners are probably falling out of bed at night.

Here is an old pirated Columbo TV show.  It’s backwards and upside down, but maybe you can see the building codes our current engineers violated.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x827fo4

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x827fo5

THE:  Where did you get the backwards video, SEC ?

From the same White House Photographer who made this masterpiece.  Rumor has it that the photo was approved by the Pentagon, and JCS.

https://www.ajc.com/news/why-the-carters-look-so-tiny-in-their-photo-with-the-bidens/QYNJF7PIDZCNJFUZGTPNWPPGSU/

Joe to get WH Photographer to make blood stains small

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-wasnt-checking-watch-just-making-sure-there-was-no-blood-left-on-his-hands

 

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