Archive | September 6, 2021

ON MY SOAPBOX…How Sweet It Is

WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Evidently PINO Biden is extremely concerned about a truly massive problem in America. In fact, this dilemma affects 120 countries around the world. Biden is in a quandary and perplexed about resolving this difficult situation.

Like you, I am also a nervous wreck over this issue. The good news is, you can rest a little easier tonight because…..

PINO Biden’s Federal Trade Commission has begun to look into the too-oft broken McDonald’s ice cream machines, which have angered consumers and franchise owners for years.

WHEW! I feel so much better now. Just think about the ramifications that could have happened if PINO Biden’s FTC had not jumped on this problem immediately. We could find ourselves with some teenagers who are no longer obese.

What would retailers do with all the Chunky-Teen-Dream Clothes that are so popular? What about Amazon’s huge inventory of the new PHAT selection of ladies clothes? We all know China is not going to take them back.

One member of the FTC stupidly asked this question, “Sir, what should we do about the  pending investigation of the Dominion Voting Machines?”

That question created a job opening at the FTC which will be added to  Joe’s “New Jobs Created” total.

At the conclusion of this Ice Cream Fiasco, PINO Biden has assigned a team to investigate and equalize the color distribution in the packs of Skittles and confirm the ratio of Chocolate to Peanut Butter in Reeses’ cups.

 

You Can Get a 3-Pound Bag of Skittles on Amazon for $9

God Will Provide

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A girl brought home her fiance, a theology student, to meet her parents for the first time. Her father was keen to learn what prospects the boy had.

“How do you plan to make a living?” asked the father.

“I don’t know,” said the student, “but God will provide.”

The father raised his eyebrows. “Do you own a car?”

“No,” said the student, “but God will provide.”

“I see. And where are you thinking of living once you’re married?”

“No idea, but I’m sure God will provide.”

Later the mother asked the father what he thought of their prospective son-in-law.

“Not a lot, really,” sighed the father. “He’s got no money and seems to have given precious little thought to the future. But on the other hand……

he thinks I’m God!”

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Marriage Counseling

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LONG YEARS

 

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

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A Real Teacher

Teacher of the Year – The Armijo Signal
I ASSUME THIS POST IS
WRITTEN BY:  MISS SCHAAL

 

 

When I was a HS sophomore – decades ago! – my World History teacher was Mrs. Holloway, but we all called her Granny Holloway. She was a slight woman, scarcely 5 feet tall, seemingly fragile, but full of vim and vinegar….you know the type. She could speak for hours about the Fall of the Roman Empire, the Inquisition, the Industrial Revolution, and the World Wars. She never sat while she lectured, never stood at a lectern, but moved around the room making eye contact with all of her students. She was demanding too, and I can’t remember how many papers were sent back to me because she would note “you can do better than this, Miss Schaal.”

One day during class, an office aid interrupted her lecture to hand her a note. She read it silently, apologized, and said she needed to leave the room. We knew it had to be important because Granny Holloway stopped lectures for no one.

We sat in the room talking to one another when the door opened, and in walked Mrs. Abels, another teacher in our HS. She explained to us that Granny had been faced with an emergency, a serious one, and it was questionable if she would even be returning to finish out the semester. We were stunned. Would we get a chance to tell her goodbye? Would we get updates, so we would know she was ok? Mrs. Abels assured us that we need not worry, that Granny was safe but needed time away, and that the best thing we could do for her, and the best way we could show our devotion to her, was to be cooperative with her replacement. Mrs. Abels confirmed that she had been asked and had agreed to step in as Granny’s replacement.

Cheer up, she told us, this could be a good thing. Other teachers still believed in endless homework and projects with deadlines and hard work. She would not bring that into our class. She believed in clean slates. If there were grades that we did not like, she could give us a chance to bring them up. She asked us what suggestions we had to make the semester a better learning experience. Someone mentioned that lectures were boring and we wanted more films. Done, she said. Someone else mentioned that a free day now and then would help us if we needed to catch up on work in other classes. She didn’t see a problem with that. She asked us how we felt about an end-of-semester party. Um, yeah, sounded very good to us. And on and on. Mrs. Abels listened intently and agreed to all of our suggestions, continually emphasizing that her concern was that we have a good learning experience and enjoy the semester. She also reminded us that we were lucky to not be sent out to other classes where we would be working to catch up, and that of course this was all for Granny.

Near the end of the period, shortly before the bell rang, the door opened and Granny sauntered in with her usual Granny Holloway attitude. “How did they do?,” she asked. “Marvelous,” said Mrs. Abels. “They were completely in my hands.”

Granny then faced us and said “And that, my students, is how a dictator takes over a nation. Not with guns or tanks. They do it using promises and gifts.”

I can’t remember a lesson all through 12 years of public school that made such an impression on me, and has stayed with me.

 

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HAPPY LABOR DAY from Tolley’s Topics….

…just remember The GOOGLE God knows everything and he is always watching. He is making his list and checking it twice. Gonna find out whose naughty or nice!

 

“NO VACCINE & NO MASK ON LABOR DAY…IT IS LUMPS OF COAL FOR YOU THIS CHRISTMAS.”

GOOGLE

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THE SPHINX—QUESTIONS

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Keep voting for the dems.  You should be over $5.00 per gallon in a few days.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/09/04/happy-labor-day-californians-to-pay-their-highest-gas-prices-ever-this-holiday-weekend-n2595291

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We will see.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/jackson-taliban-afghanistan-legitimate/2021/09/03/id/1035037/

The R’s never learn about voting for the dems budget.  The R’s aren’t any better.

https://www.oann.com/nancy-pelosi-under-fire-for-adding-200m-earmark-for-presidio-park-in-san-francisco/

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Just a little sports BS to keep you informed.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/09/03/the-6-preapproved-social-justice-messages-the-nfl-will-allow-on-helmets-this-season-n2595260

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2021/09/02/if-mark-cuban-refuses-play-anthem-again-hell-have-pay-state-texas/

College football.   The Dawgs beat Clempson, it might be their year or not.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal090421/the-fans-bands-drama-week-1-college-football-reminds-us-missed-2020

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What a deal on justice.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/31/6500-accused-felons-go-scot-free-as-nyc-das-decline-to-prosecute/

The R’s have to keep reminding everyone.

https://www.breitbart.com/midterm-election/2021/09/01/poll-joe-biden-sinking-approval-rating-endangers-democrats-coast-to-coast/

Nancy finds a foreman to head her infrastructure plan–the shovel-ready stuff.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/01/wild-cockatoos-observed-using-tools-as-cutlery-to-extract-seeds-from-tropical-fruit

While you watch the Cockatoo supervise parrots, Nancy is using the real infrastructure money to unload tons of CRT and LGBTQIUM at every school board meeting and public college/university in America.

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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The White people are responsible for everything–everyone is a victim.

https://redstate.com/wag/2019/10/21/moral-equivalency-101-n118096

Priorities matter.

https://www.breitbart.com/pre-viral/2021/09/03/bidens-ftc-looking-mcdonalds-broken-ice-cream-machines/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The History Editor:  Why are you not writing as much about politics, LL ?

Save Energy Cat:  I can’t keep up with refuting the Biden, Pentagon, Psaki lies, so I report on real news.  Here is an example of the Biden creeps vs. Harry Truman ( c. 1948 ).

https://nypost.com/2021/08/29/trumans-airlift-shows-how-bad-bidens-afghan-evacuation-truly-is/

At one point, a plane full of food and supplies was landing every 30 seconds at Berlin’s three air corridors.

THE:  Where is Kamala, SEC ?

She is in Australia, getting their plans for COVID incarceration.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/09/03/atlantic-writer-is-australia-even-a-liberal-democracy-anymore-after-its-covid-hysterics-n2595243

THE:  In your travels over the past year have you found a suitable COVID policy, SEC ?

The one at Amherst College in Massachusetts is my choice.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scottmorefield/2021/08/29/brace-yourselves-this-colleges-new-covid-restrictions-are-almost-too-insane-to-be-believed-n2594962

THE:  Did you see the news about the Millennial Tower in San Franleano, SEC ?

I sure did.  We have been reporting on this leaning building for about 5 years.  It’s like the Champlain Tower in Florida.  It wasn’t built on bedrock.  The company saved a few million and it is going to cost hundreds of millions when it crashes.  Some California/San Francisco big-time politician was bribed to get the approval of  the city government.

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2021/08/27/repairs-sinking-san-francisco-skyscraper-on-hold-engineering-expert-blasts-plan/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Tower_(San_Francisco)

This video was 5 years ago, the owners are probably falling out of bed at night.

Here is an old pirated Columbo TV show.  It’s backwards and upside down, but maybe you can see the building codes our current engineers violated.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x827fo4

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x827fo5

THE:  Where did you get the backwards video, SEC ?

From the same White House Photographer who made this masterpiece.  Rumor has it that the photo was approved by the Pentagon, and JCS.

https://www.ajc.com/news/why-the-carters-look-so-tiny-in-their-photo-with-the-bidens/QYNJF7PIDZCNJFUZGTPNWPPGSU/

Joe to get WH Photographer to make blood stains small

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-wasnt-checking-watch-just-making-sure-there-was-no-blood-left-on-his-hands