Let Us Not Forget (AS JOE BIDEN DID) Those That Never Complain, And Remain At Our Side Come Hell Or High Water.
While we remember our troops, let’s not forget our loyal dogs who are often fearlessly by their side.
Man’s Best Friend Serves Us All Well.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU
FOR PASSING THIS ON!!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
1. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
2. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
3. So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
4. God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake “and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s-food.”
5. God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
6. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
7. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super-size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.
8. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
9. Then Satan created Cuts to the Health Care System.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’
‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’
‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out…
‘Now, how about that drink?’
It must be a mess for Bezos ( Amazon ) to tell the truth.
Nancy, Feinstein, Schiff, and the other Western Trump haters should have been working on a Wildfire plan the past 5 years instead of impeachment lies. That’s life. You can start on the drought when you finish the Jan 6 insurrection investigation.
Joe and the dems couldn’t care less about lives ? Do you see them protesting? Facebook is even worse.
Paint Black Lives Matter on the entire street, and have little kiosks selling Molotov Cocktails in perfume bottles.
Part of DeKalb County is in Atlanta.
A letter from Flag Officers to Austin and Milley, I would include Joe.
Cuomo gets either Epstein’s cell or Commie Sue’s. Some Yorkers want Cuomo to return 18 million in campaign donations.
I don’t believe anything the Woke Pentagon and Joe say about ANYTHING, including the dogs.
The Confused Editor: What kind of title is Lane, LL ?
Lanes Are Important Cat: It is a title with potential. Many readers don’t know it but I took my professional name from Lois Lane, in the Adventures of Superman. She was a great reporter.
As time passed Lois & Superman changed. The studio removed the American Way from Superman’s creed
One thing unusual about Superman on TV and in the movies is that both actors lives ended sadly.
Misfortune even befell Lois, and others.
A news bulletin just arrived—-Biden to send Beto to Kabul to get back the $85 BILLION in guns he forgot.
My article is running too long. Two other Lanes that I should mention are Memory Lane and Lover’s Lane
Here is a loyal reader going down Memory Lane and Lover’s Lane.
One thing is for sure, if people want sex there is no stopping them.
In 1923, Who Was:
1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men were considered some of the world’s most successful of their days. Now, 90 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them?
1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
6 The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide
in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.
What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure at the time of his death.
Explanation: Find the Big Dipper and follow the handle away from the dipper’s bowl until you get to the last bright star. Then, just slide your telescope a little south and west and you’ll come upon this stunning pair of interacting galaxies, the 51st entry in Charles Messier’s famous catalog. Perhaps the original spiral nebula, the large galaxy with well defined spiral structure is also cataloged as NGC 5194. Its spiral arms and dust lanes clearly sweep in front of its companion galaxy (top), NGC 5195. The pair are about 31 million light-years distant and officially lie within the angular boundaries of the small constellation Canes Venatici. Though M51 looks faint and fuzzy to the eye, deep images like this one reveal its striking colors and galactic tidal debris.
Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space