Jury Duty

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Last year 449,000 Californians received a jury summons to which they replied, “I am not a citizen, therefore I cannot sit on a jury.”

The number one source for jury summons candidates is the VOTER REGISTRATION list.

Think about that for a minute.


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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you find your wife sitting in a chair… Kill her!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to kill him with the chair!”



Do you need a good wine line?

Oops! Another idiot….

This will warm your heart.

I love how this shop owner casually walks out of the store with CUSTOMERS, and locks this guy in .




Joe and his traitor generals kill a family of 10, including 7 children in drone strike.  Milley previously said it was a righteous strike.  Milley is the head traitor along with Nancy.


Here are some Michelle and Barack fowl.  They have Black hearts.

If you don’t care you can unwind on the beach.


It’s Biden’s FAA, they are censoring news of the human disaster that he created on the Southern Frontier.

Where is Gabby ???     Where is Brian ???


The Murdaugh Diary.



Let The Sphinx know if this movie is worth watching.

Everything Biden and the dems do is a disaster, for everyone involved.


Twitter is responsible to no one.


The rich, including companies, couldn’t care less about Americans.  America is a third world country.


Even birds have accidents.


Thanks Joe and Nancy, this is no accident.


Scientists don’t know what they are doing.  Take a close look at Bezos and Zuckerberg.  Ask Fauci about tweaking Bat Viruses.


Trump gate-crashes a party for the rich.

Fox is buying.

Young Americans show the same respect as they see Joe and the other vultures in DC exhibiting.


The Fate Editor:  What is an accident, LL ?

The Chance Cat:  It’s something unplanned or not foreseen.  They probably happen  a million times a day.  Many are caused by just everyday–garden variety– average stupid people.  My first example  is probably something the marijuana growers didn’t foresee.  The odds were completely off the board.  Hunter Biden had rented the building.

This is one that I classify as negligence.  Any fool could see this was a recipe for disaster ( like Joe’s abandonment of Americans in Kabul ).  The moron in charge was checked and found to be a registered Democrat.  The sad part is, it took the same number of engineering firms that the Champlain Towers in Florida used to find their error.

This is Amigo’s favorite.  It is negligence or ” it won’t happen to me. ”  The driver was delivering fake Biden ballots.

This looks like a million dollar CAT generator, which could probably power a thousand homes–or schools—of fish.

Make your own reasons, I’m choosing poor decisions.

Don’t go around barriers.  They usually are blocking off danger.  Life is short.

This is one of our reporters uncovering dems scamming money from college football games.  After the dem pushed her over the wall, and a few frightful seconds, she was saved by patriotic fans and the Stars & Stripes.