The moral of the story….

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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote an email:


Dear Mama,
I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Maria, and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama

Never BS your Mama


My Health Condition

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I am sorry I have not been very responsive lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic WhiteHouse Fatigue, PIST-AWF (Pronounced pissed-off). PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious.

Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease. It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including; embarrassment for your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end, wondering how much more damage he can do, and how long it will take to repair the damage, once a new person takes over the presidency.

Symptoms include:

Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Taliban terrorists.

Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the CNN coverage lies.

Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact that some people voted for Biden/Harris.

Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news.

Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in 2022.


He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool; and he that dares not reason is a slave.
-William Drummond-



Here is a dog food recall.

Here is an alligator eating a drone airplane, evidently powered by a Tesla battery.


Every Republican politician in America should be on all media calling for impeachment.  Those who aren’t are swamp-creatures like Mitch McConnell. Has everyone forgotten the past 5 years ?

The catch-phrase in this article was the Army didn’t leave any Service Dogs in cages.  Biden’s buddies are good at parsing words.


Biden will only be held accountable if the Republicans win back the HOR in 2022.  The dems will start saying that his mental health was failing—-poor Joe—poor Joe.

The Texas Dems failed.


Vaccination information.  I don’t report CDC info anymore, since they want to outlaw guns.  Learn to spell.

Biden receives a death threat.


The Inquisitive Editor:  What is deliberate, LL ?

The Independent Cat:  The sabotage in Kabul.  It is deliberate, like the next article suggests.

I have repeated this Biden Shi* so much that my readers are tired of the stuff.  One more thing on the subject, one of the few things that will get Americans to really march in the streets is no electricity for WIFI devices.  Smart phones are the only thing missing from this old clip.

Watch the news carefully, this applies to everything.

Those dedicated teachers.

Fancy Nancy, I expect no less.

This is funny—the U.S. Open Tennis Tournament was too stupid to postpone  matches after 7 days of storm warnings.  It looks like Biden or The Pentagon was in charge.




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