FUNNIES….

 

THE SPHINX—I WANT ONE

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Biden says if Russia invades Ukraine it will be a misdemeanor–like murder in NY and California.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2022/01/20/analysis-bidens-damaging-press-conference-n2602097

https://nypost.com/2022/01/19/president-biden-is-a-fool-whos-fooling-himself-devine/

The dems are Marxist, commies, Maoist, Leninist, freedom sucking Dung Beetles.  Think of Sinema and Manchin as Orkin.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/01/20/sinema-handshake-n2602112

Pigleosi and the others should be tried for insider trading.  Destroy their illegal perks.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/01/19/trump-backs-banning-nancy-pelosi-from-stock-trades-its-not-fair-to-the-rest-of-the-country/

Youngkin gets started in Virginia.

https://www.breitbart.com/education/2022/01/20/loudoun-county-schools-chief-out-after-sexual-assault-controversy-someone-had-to-pay/

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Life is short.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/11/rolls-royce-boss-says-covid-deaths-were-good-for-business/

The Chinese were busy little Chinese Bees.

https://www.theonion.com/newly-uncovered-manuscript-reveals-china-invented-engli-1848234404

https://townhall.com/

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The inflation rise is the most in 40 years.  Vote democratic.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/01/12/bidens-america-december-inflation-surges-7-percent-to-highest-level-since-1982/

https://babylonbee.com/news/inflation-rate-edges-past-bidens-approval-rating

https://redstate.com/

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The Genie Editor:  What would you like, LL ?

Arachnid Cat:  I want a Black Widow spider tattooed on my head.  If the spider tattoos are stuck in the supply chain, I want a mange infested sewer rat.  BW’s, like democrats, have been known to eat their young and mates.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/01/10/demi-lovato-debuts-giant-spider-tattoo-on-her-head-after-reported-rehab-stint/

https://www.livescience.com/39919-black-widow-spiders.html

Birds are smarter than you think.  They have puzzled people since the beginning.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/crows-are-self-aware-and-know-what-they-know-just-like-humans?utm_source=pocket-newtab

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/when-birds-migrated-to-the-moon?utm_source=pocket-newtab

I would like to see HOR members, Senators, and Joe run from the birds like a bunch of kids.  What a trip !!

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very Important For Men

Nine Words Women Use — Definitions for men

 (1)  Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. This means your facts may be right, but you are still wrong.

(2)  Five Minutes:   If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)  Nothing:   This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)  Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’.. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever:   Is a woman’s way of saying…Go to Hell…

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:   Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’   (For the woman’s response refer to # 3).

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Full Moon and the Dancer
Image Credit & Copyright: Elena Pinna

Explanation: On Monday, January’s Full Moon rose as the Sun set. Spotted near the eastern horizon, its warm hues are seen in this photo taken near Cagliari, capital city of the Italian island of Sardinia. Of course the familiar patterns of light and dark across the Moon’s nearside are created by bright rugged highlands and dark smooth lunar maria. Traditionally the patterns are seen as pareidolia, giving the visual illusion of a human face like the Man in the Moon, or familiar animal like the Moon rabbit. But for a moment the swarming murmuration, also known as a flock of starlings, frozen in the snapshot’s field of view lends another pareidolic element to the scene. Some see the graceful figure of a dancer enchanted by moonlight.

Tomorrow’s picture: moons, rings, and shadows

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE