Paw Paw Garrett Will Fix You Up!

Well folks, it is that time of year again. The old hacking coughs that we all hate. Well Darling, I have good news for you. Paw Paw Garrett will fix you up!

I encourage you to try the recipe shown below to alleviate your hacking cough.

If it does not work after “taking roughly 1 oz. to suppress your cough”….fear not…you simply need to tweak the recipe a tiny bit.

1) Get yourself a bigger Mason jar…..the first 3 ingredients remain the same…..add bourbon until the new, bigger Mason Jar is full.

2) Call in and request a few more days off work….because you are really sick.

3) Ask someone to hide your cell phone.

4) Now relax, drink yourself silly! After all, a little Peppermint Candy, Honey and Lemon never hurt anyone.

5) When you wake up in a couple days, call in and be honest with your boss. Tell him that you took an entire bottle of cough syrup and your cough is totally suppressed. Let him know that “as soon as your head quits hurting and the room quits spinning” you will be back to work.

6) After all, any boss should understand that when your team loses on Sunday… causes terrible Monday Cough Attacks.

-Dr. Sheila Tolley-


My Daughter Said….

A man from California was telling his buddy :

“You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said:  Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.  Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out. Then disown me and never talk to me again.  And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.”

“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”

“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that. What she actually said was:

“Dad, meet my new boyfriend, we’re going to work together on Biden’s 2024 election campaign.”

2017 the wrap up of the year that was - Styling Curvy



Marc is a scummy, bottom feeder, POS like many dems who can’t follow the rules.  He should be in Congress or the DOJ.

The Republicans should already be showing 30 second videos of every Biden screw up.

Aaron said the guy is a bum.

Were any jurors not molested, did they work for Andy Cuomo ?


Let’s indict ole Bill.

Is Gwyneth trust worthy ?

Some people need a little Hickory.


This is one reason America is history.

This is another.

If it wasn’t for pedophiles CNN would have no viewers.  It is like a cult or coven of witches.


I hope this is as successful as Hubble.

Before long a lot of people will have more bat DNA than the Wuhan Bats.  This may help you understand the mumbo-jumbo.


The New Year Editor:  Are you ready for some 2022 questions, LL ?

2022 Cat:  I sure am.

Who do you mean when you refer to dems, d’s, democrats, or Democrats ?

I am speaking of anyone who supports open borders, open budgets, open jails, open news, and open voter booths among other things.  The R’s are a bit more patriotic.  Here is a democratic deer.

This is from the American companies that support Chinese slavery–NBA, Google, Apple, Intel, and many more–how do you pronounce “Uyghur”, the Chinese slaves?

The Bee.

China owns us, thanks to our crooked government–D’s and R’s.  They have moved up to number 1.  Nukes are the only thing that can protect us.

China moved their space-station.  This is funny because they blew up a satellite a few years ago to show us that our satellites are helpless.  They created thousands of pieces of space junk that can knock out satellites.

One last thing on moving–TikTok has moved  to number one in its class.  It is Chinese, Trump tried to ban them from our data, but the dems refused.  It isn’t a place to get psychological help.

The Onion.

Good luck, it is a crazy world.



Astronomy Picture of the Day

Ecstatic Solar Eclipse
Image Credit & Copyright: Annie Schmidt (Point Blue Conservation Science)

Explanation: A male Adelie penguin performed this Ecstatic Vocalization in silhouette during the December 4 solar eclipse, the final eclipse of 2021. Of course his Ecstatic Vocalization is a special display that male penguins use to claim their territory and advertise their condition. This penguin’s territory, at Cape Crozier Antarctica, is located in one of the largest Adelie penguin colonies. The colony has been studied by researchers for over 25 years. From there, last December’s eclipse was about 80 percent total when seen at its maximum phase as the Moon’s shadow crossed planet Earth’s southernmost continent.

Tomorrow’s picture: forgotten constellation