History of Man, Beer and the Wheel

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The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.

Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vise versa.

These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals.
2. Conservatives.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called ‘vegetarians’ which was an early human word meaning ‘bad hunter’) learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like white wine or imported bottled beer and water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink beer. Miller, Budweiser, lite, regular, it does not matter. Just good American beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh. They will be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately with other true believers. They will not hesitate to send it to Liberals, primarily to piss them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I’m going to grab a few beers and BBQ some steaks!

 

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FEMA may have a big check for you?

If you lost a loved one to Covid, contributed to the burial of a person with Covid, or to a person who may have had Covid added to their death certificate, someone may owe you some BIG BUCKS. If you have not filed for your money, I urge you to inquire about your possible FEMA Funds. (See the following link)

(Don’t be too surprised if your check has already been sent to your friendly funeral home. No one reads all those papers that we sign when we are grieving.)

You Are Welcome!

-Sheila Tolley-

https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20210324/fema-help-pay-funeral-costs-covid-19-related-deaths

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THE SPHINX—GALATIANS 6:7

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We hope our New York readers have time for some snow fun.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/02/nyc-set-for-first-snow-of-the-season-monday/

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https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/12/22/progressives-demand-biden-be-a-dictator-and-end-run-manchin-n495539

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/12/28/uh-congresswoman-im-not-sure-that-option-to-pass-build-back-better-is-legal-n2601114

https://townhall.com/columnists/larryoconnor/2021/12/21/is-this-the-moment-schumer-ruined-whats-left-of-bidens-presidency-n2600858

The once grand, Consumer Electronic Show ( CES ) is on hard COVID times.

https://nypost.com/2021/12/23/gm-google-latest-firms-to-nix-in-person-attendance-at-ces-over-covid-fears/

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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This will be most successful used as a sex enhancer.  Maybe Miley can do a commercial.

http://news.trust.org/item/20211223134857-g33zq

The Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-ghost-of-christmas-future-just-showed-up-wearing-a-full-hazmat-suit

https://redstate.com/

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The Holy Editor:  Have you become a Christian, LL ?

Mohamad Abul Del Nacho Cat:  That’s personal, but here is one thing from the Ancients that is true.  You reap what you sow.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Bible-Verses-About-Reap-What-You-Sow/

I’m tired of politics, but it never ends.  The Liberal Left, dems, and media wanted no police, no jails, no cash bails, in short, no punishment.  They have it in the sanctuary states/cities.  After billions in damage and over a hundred people killed, the rich and politicians decided that it was a bad policy.  The reason is, eventually the animals turn on them.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/local-news/crimes-los-angeles-rush-for-bullet-proof-cars-rolex-replicas-safe-rooms-1235062227/

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2021/12/22/illinois-democrat-senate-leader-kimberly-lightford-gets-carjacked/

https://6abc.com/mary-gay-scanlon-carjacked-congresswoman-carjacking-philadelphia-fdr-park/11372337/

Here are some interesting links.  Maybe there is a Santa.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2021/12/23/ups-driver-leaves-kind-message-newborns-mom-strangers-shower-child-gifts/

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2021/12/23/watch-mcdonalds-worker-speechless-secret-santa-car/

I can’t concentrate while reading this article.

https://www.cracked.com/article_19036_too-stupid-satire-how-media-branded-me-as-racist.html

People are tired of the lies, Al-Jazeera has a more honest organization.

https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-pandemic-health-business-presidential-elections-arts-and-entertainment-7cc91db0950a8e7e7bcf50d5d23dfc26

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/12/27/anger-at-fake-news-flows-after-trump-says-more-have-died-of-covid-on-bidens-watch-n497630

These songs are late for Christmas 2021, but might not be around for Christmas 2022.

https://babylonbee.com/video/139

 

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