“THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IS THAT THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE FULL OF DOUBT, WHILE THE STUPID PEOPLE ARE FULL OF CONFIDENCE.”
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don’t have a sense of humor you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. for example, it could be the right number.
No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.
Be careful about reading the fine print there’s no way you’re going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a VW.
After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.
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If you don’t use it, you lose it. I remember that slogan from my youth. I never believed it until I started receiving my Senior Discounts, but I sure believe it now.
Old Father Time and Mother Nature work as a Tag Team. They sneak up on us. That is why we must keep moving or Greedy Father Time will steal our mobility.
One day Marvin Gaye was telling me what he Heard Through the Grapevine, The American Breed wanted to Bend and Shape me while Johnny Nash wanted to Hold Me Tight…the next day, it seems, I was getting Senior Citizen Discounts from The Cracker Barrel. I hesitate to enter The Cracker Barrel now, my Class of 1969 group picture may be hanging on the wall in one of those old antique frames, with all the other relics.
We have all witnessed the overwhelming onslaught by Social Media. We are losing our ability to have real, face to face, conversations.
Now cursive writing is a victim of Progress. Supposedly, there is no need to learn cursive writing any longer since written communications have been replaced by a keyboard. I will miss the art of cursive writing.
Many years ago, a group of people in South Georgia began the process of having a portion of land become incorporated into a township. The gentleman who filled out the paperwork was not an artist, he was just a country gentleman with the will to help with the project.
He completed, with his best cursive ability, all the essential paperwork needed to create a town in South Georgia. It happened….Fort Valley was officially incorporated to become a town.
You may ask yourself, why is there no fort in Fort Valley? It is because the penmanship was erroneously interpreted. Fort Valley was meant to be Fox Valley. It was too much trouble to change all that paperwork, so they left the town’s name, as it was wrongly interpreted, Fort Valley.
I find that quite sad. Was it poor penmanship or a lazy reader? I would bet there were more foxes than forts in the valley. Especially since there were zero forts.
So….in the name of progress, we eliminate cursive writing from our educational system. Why shouldn’t we?
Well, first and foremost, our Constitution is written in beautiful cursive penmanship. The Constitution is the Law of our Land.
Who will interpret the cursive legend for future generations? My guess is…. no one. We are already trying to kill our Constitution by making it a living (changeable) document. We have allowed our Constitution to be questioned, ignored and abused and if we are not diligent in its preservation, it will eventually become disposable.
I would bet all the gold in Fox Knox on that!
Don’t be a sucker. They are just being quiet. Their Board of Directors and California pedophile culture haven’t changed one mouse ear. Protest in Orlando.
After midterms Disney will double-down on their child exploitation. They want your money.
This is a terrible failure of the local doctors, CDC, NIH, and other local officials.
Georgia Senator Warnock wants to hide his divorce records.
Biden’s Border Chief thinks the Texas Governor should coordinate sending illegals to D.C. with the feds. This is after over 2 million illegals have been spread over all 50 states, sometimes under the cover of darkness and just dropped off in the neighborhoods.
The Republicans should do like Biden, no compromises on anything. Let The Supremes decide.
Another dem lie is exposed.
Let’s hope the Republicans and independents turn out to vote.
The left believes this, and that they should determine your children’s values.
We have reported this a few times–she is still trash.
Everything isn’t small. When Stacey first ran for Governor she had a personal debt of around $230,000.00. Politics has been good to her. The dems should have her and Hillgal as 2024 candidates.
Beto is the man.
This is for our readers who missed the Democratic Jimmy Caarrteer 1970’s.
Some are improvements.
The Large World Editor: Who are the Master Debased groups today, LL ?
The Medium World Cat: I have two great selections today. Let me get this out of the way–if you want to help America don’t take anyone to Disney World, Disney Cruises, or Disney Land this year.
If the Republicans win Congress they should attack the WOKERS like Pigwoman did/does attack Republicans.
Disney is pushing the Connecticut model to give children puberty blockers with teachers, administrators, and a nurse doing the experiments.
Maybe they will get equity and justice.
The teacher union members are no good.