I can probably accurately guess the age of the followers of Tolley’s Topics. I can tell by the comments and the request for the repeat of certain posts. The majority are from The Greatest Generation or they are Baby Boomers. For that reason, I feel comfortable the readers know what I mean by Daisy Petal Picking.
You remember…you pick a Daisy from the yard and pluck off the petals to decide if a person ‘loves you’ or ‘loves you not.’
There are so many disturbing issues going on in America today…I wish Daisy Petal Picking could solve a few of them for me. I could list the problems that really concern me, but I do not want this to be a depressing post like ALL NEWS seems to be nowadays. So, let me summarize my major negative batch of problems for you and get that out of our way. So, after you read the Bracketed Sentence below, forget it for a moment…and let’s address the new news, shall we?
{Inflation, Millions of Illegal Immigrants, War…Everything, everybody, every thought, every issue, every picture, every moment, every newscast, every minute that contains any word that can be tracked back or cause reflection or memories of our Crooked First Family, The Bidens.}
Now, let’s update the Daisy Petal Picking rules just a tad. We will change the answers to ‘I Care’ or ‘I Care Not.’
The new BIGGEST PROBLEM in America and probably the Whole World is this:
This year’s Oscars ceremony has been overshadowed by a controversial incident that saw actor Will Smith slap host Chris Rock.
((( It’s one of the most watched and celebrated evenings of the year, when Hollywood’s finest descend the red carpet and later take to their seats to learn who has impressed the Academy in this year’s film offerings. Considered one of the most prestigious awards in the entertainment industry, many A-list actors hope to one day secure a nomination in their screen career. Though it’s only a lucky few who walk away with the golden Oscar trophy. )))
I enclosed that little segment in parentheses because it was copied and pasted, I am hoping the parentheses will serve as a fence to prevent contamination of my post.
Get outta here! With the exception of Clint Eastwood, there are no finest left in Hollywood. There are three sets of ratings in the news that are Free Falling to the bottom of the charts.
1. The President’s Approval Ratings 2. CNN Ratings 3. Oscar Ratings
I am going this very minute and pick me a Daisy and ask my little flower, “Do I care or Do I care not….that a slapping happened at the Oscars?
I can already hear that last petal yelling…it is yelling loud like Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter, when he thought he knew the answer. It yelled:
“You care NOT A DAMN about those Oscars…and even less about the other two sets of ratings.”
I stuck that little petal-less Daisy behind my ear and smiled for hours.
“Have you noticed that Fauci has slithered out of his snake hole? He must have finished molting. His forked tongue says that “we need to be ready to pivot back to Covid restrictions.”
On national television, Senile Joe took another booster shot.
Why all the fanfare about a disappearing virus?
I have figured out this little conundrum.
The democrats know that Perverted,Sickening, Depraved Joe cannot go much longer before his compulsion for:
1) Sniffing Hair and 2) Rubbing on women and girls overwhelms him.
The simple answer is a Mask to make hair sniffing less tempting and Social Distancing to keep innocent people out of his disgusting reach.”
“Certain fish skin can be grafted onto burns and diabetic wounds. The material recruits the body’s own cells and is converted eventually into living tissue.”
This Korean news program is the only one that doesn’t use an artificial city backdrop.
“A rare view of the Statue of Liberty from the balcony on its torch. The exit there has been closed since 1916.”
The Maldivian president signing a climate change document at the world’s first underwater cabinet.
A mini bonsai apple tree that grew a full-sized apple.
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