The Lyrid Meteor Show begins tonight….

https://www.wsfa.com/2022/04/21/look-up-first-meteor-shower-months-peaks-tonight/

https://www.accuweather.com/en/space-news/lyrid-meteor-shower-peak-thursday-night-2022/1174674

 

ON MY QUOTEBOX…BANG-BANG!

I am sure you have heard about the woman who was brutally murdered by being stabbed 60 times in her own home.

It happened in Queens, New York, so the confessed murderer may be detained overnight in jail.

Do you know what could have saved her life?

A GUN!

-Sheila Tolley-

Daily Dose of Laughter





How NOT to enter a gas station

A Smart Parrot

Remember when…..

How many coal plants are in the world?

 

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The EU has 468 – building 27 more… Total 495
Turkey has 56 – building 93 more… Total 149
South Africa has 79 – building 24 more… Total 103
India has 589 – building 446 more… Total 1035
Philippines has 19 – building 60 more… Total 79
South Korea has 58 – building 26 more… Total 84
Japan has 90 – building 45 more… Total 135
China has 2363 – building 1171 more… Total 3534
That’s 5,614 projected coal powered plants in 8 regions/countries.

USA has 15 – building 0 more… Total 15

Now the Democrat politicians want to shut down those 15 plants in order to “save the planet” ?!?!?

Can someone explain the reasoning behind this to me?

 

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What is Heaven like?

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The couple were in their 80’s, in good health, largely due to the efforts of the wife, who carefully controlled their diet, and regularly nagged her husband to watch his weight, and exercise. For their 60th anniversary, they flew to Hawaii. Unfortunately, their plane crashed, and they died.
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They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter ushered them into a beautiful mansion. The house was huge, and the finishes were fantastic. The old man asked Peter how much a place like this would cost. Peter said: “Don’t worry; it is all included.”
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They opened a sliding door, and looked out from the deck over the most beautiful golf course. Peter told the old man he could play anytime he wanted, for free! The weather would always be perfect, and there would be no wait times. Then Peter took them to the clubhouse, where they saw an elaborate buffet, with prime rib and seafood, rich desserts, and free-flowing beverages. The old man asked what it would cost to eat at the buffet, and Peter assured him that the buffet would always be available, at no charge.
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The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. He whispered to Peter: “Where are the low fat, low cholesterol foods? We have to watch our sugar too.”
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Peter said: “That’s the best part. You can eat whatever you want, and you will never gain weight or get sick. This is heaven.”
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The old man said: “Where is the gym, with the boring treadmills?”
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Peter said: “I’ll show you later, if you want. But you don’t have to go, you know. This is heaven; you will always be in good health, and you will never be bored.”
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The old man took a deep breath, turned to his wife and said: “You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago.”
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