Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark…
One: Don’t miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting. NOW, wasn’t that nice? Pass it along and make someone elsesmile, too.
Don’t forget the Political Action Committees ( PAC ), funded by Billionaires like Facebook’s Zuckerberg can give a billion if they want (400 million in 2020).
This is great news. Musk is taking Jack Dorsey, Zuckercreep, and the Apple Scum with him to Mars. On the way to Mars only old technology can be used, because of the high radiation.
The Chef Editor: Are you ready to starve to death, LL ?
The Rat Master: I’m a cat– snakes, toads, frogs, bugs, mice, rats, and a bunch of other things are fine with me. There are two reasons there is no food shortage in America. First, Joe and Psaki said the empty shelves in stores were a result of us having so much money that we bought too much.
The second reason is that Joe and Pigwoman wouldn’t let in over 4 million immigrants if we didn’t have enough food for them. Joe will give them a credit card for the internet and they can buy anything.
This is funny, scientists are forming a union with BLM and other fringe retards to do something. Don’t forget to get Disney and Union Teachers (pedophiles) to sign up.
Milky Way over Devils Tower Image Credit & Copyright: MaryBeth Kiczenski
Explanation: What created Devils Tower? The origin of this extraordinary rock monolith in Wyoming, USA is still debated, with a leading hypothesis holding that it is a hardened lava plume that never reached the surface to become a volcano. In this theory, the lighter rock that once surrounded the dense volcanic neck has now eroded away, leaving the dramatic tower. Known by Native Americans by names including Bear’s Lodge and Great Gray Horn, the dense rock includes the longest hexagonal columns known, some over 180-meters tall. High above, the central band of the Milky Way galaxy arches across the sky. Many notable sky objects are visible, including dark strands of the Pipe Nebula and the reddish Lagoon Nebula to the tower’s right. Green grass and trees line the foreground, while clouds appear near the horizon to the tower’s left. Unlike many other international landmarks, mountaineers are permitted to climb Devils Tower.
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