The woodpecker may have to go!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark…

One: Don’t miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safety  sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When you’re stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting. NOW, wasn’t that nice? Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.



Tell it, Brother…..



Trump or DeSantis will have to clean out the upper management in the Bureaucracy.


Thanks to loyal readers Ammon and Baker for these articles.

Don’t forget the Political Action Committees ( PAC ), funded by Billionaires like Facebook’s Zuckerberg can give a billion if they want (400 million in 2020).

Did he or didn’t he ?

Go figure.

Hopefully, Musk will give Americans 9.2 % more freedom of speech.  Remove the W, send it to Texas.

Alabama is protecting their children’s future.

This is how the dem traitors should be fired, and then have an honest FBI agent take them for pictures and prints.


Some jokes are over a thousand years old.

Some pants are 3,000 years old.

This isn’t what you think.


This is great news.  Musk is taking Jack Dorsey, Zuckercreep, and the Apple Scum with him to Mars.  On the way to Mars only old technology can be used, because of the high radiation.

I bet every one of the illegals gets a phone.  I wouldn’t believe Biden and the Democrats if they said Ruth Bader Ginsberg was dead.

We hope this is a harbinger of things to come.


The Chef Editor:  Are you ready to starve to death, LL ?

The Rat Master:  I’m a cat– snakes, toads, frogs, bugs, mice, rats, and a bunch of other things are fine with me.  There are two reasons there is no food shortage in America.  First, Joe and Psaki said the empty shelves in stores were a result of us having so much money that we bought too much.

The second reason is that Joe and Pigwoman wouldn’t let in over 4 million immigrants if we didn’t have enough food for them.  Joe will give them a credit card for the internet and they can buy anything.

Putin is bluffing about selling food to only friendly countries, just like his bluff about invading Ukraine.

This is funny, scientists are forming a union with BLM and other fringe retards to do something.  Don’t forget to get Disney and Union Teachers (pedophiles) to sign up.

Joe can take corn out of ethanol production and use it for food.  Forty percent of America’s corn production is used to make ethanol.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Milky Way over Devils Tower
Image Credit & Copyright: MaryBeth Kiczenski

Explanation: What created Devils Tower? The origin of this extraordinary rock monolith in Wyoming, USA is still debated, with a leading hypothesis holding that it is a hardened lava plume that never reached the surface to become a volcano. In this theory, the lighter rock that once surrounded the dense volcanic neck has now eroded away, leaving the dramatic tower. Known by Native Americans by names including Bear’s Lodge and Great Gray Horn, the dense rock includes the longest hexagonal columns known, some over 180-meters tall. High above, the central band of the Milky Way galaxy arches across the sky. Many notable sky objects are visible, including dark strands of the Pipe Nebula and the reddish Lagoon Nebula to the tower’s right. Green grass and trees line the foreground, while clouds appear near the horizon to the tower’s left. Unlike many other international landmarks, mountaineers are permitted to climb Devils Tower.

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