A Little Sign Humor

Sign in a Shoe Repair Store:

We will heel you.

We will save your sole.

We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,

You’ve come to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s truck :

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:

“Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

Conservative Only MEMES





We have known this for 5 years.  Brennan and the other Democrats including Obama will never be indicted.  Don’t forget the media-trash.


Hunter gets a get-out-of-jail-free-card.  Is anyone surprised ?  The IRS axes no one, dad does.


Is it true ?



Child groomers Disney has their stock downgraded.



California blows thru over 70 BILLION dollars like they were cocaine.



Thieves are moving to the rich California residents.



DeSantis protects workers with a conscience.



Toronto’s anti-capitalist-cafe closes.  No one works for free.  There is no such thing as a free lunch.



Joey spent the weekend at the beach.



Naughty, naughty.  It wasn’t racial.  It’s like getting caught with a minor, and the guy saying, at least it wasn’t with a boy.  Hate speech crimes are thought crimes.


Kid Rock makes a donation.


Democrats don’t respect White people, ask Joe.


Without written permission, a property owner should be able to remove a squatter after 1 week.


Everyone is cheating, Joey is their example.



Randy is a me-first, self-indulging, nothing important to anyone but Randy person.  FJB and baseball.


The Democrats fight each other to see who is more repulsive and nasty.


Amazon makes changes.  They tell Biden that they can relocate illegals overnight.


Dis-Honors for the week.


Nothing new.



America’s armed forces have lost the edge.  Vote for the Democrats and a woke military.  Our next war will be nuclear.






Joe is being phased out.




The Sharp Editor:  Is this about razors or knives, LL ?

Be Careful Cat:  No, it’s about everything or everyone looking for an edge.  Look what happened when the dinosaurs died.


Take the edge away from Democrat politicians.


This woman has an edge in food shopping.


The government has an edge in keeping public records secret.  They always have to be sued.


Get an edge on your own piece of pie.


It is time for a repeat.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Sunspot with Light Bridge
Image Credit & Copyright: Mark Johnston

Explanation: Why would a small part of the Sun appear slightly dark? Visible is a close-up picture of sunspots, depressions on the Sun’s surface that are slightly cooler and less bright than the rest of the Sun. The Sun’s complex magnetic field creates these cool regions by inhibiting hot material from entering the spots. Sunspots can be larger than the Earth and typically last for about a week. Part of active region AR 3297 crossing the Sun in early May, the large lower sunspot is spanned by an impressive light bridge of hot and suspended solar gas. This high-resolution picture also shows clearly that the Sun’s surface is a bubbling carpet of separate cells of hot gas. These cells are known as granules. A solar granule is about 1000 kilometers across and lasts for only about 15 minutes.

Tomorrow’s picture: star debris

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